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Related: About this forumReclusive Deity Hasn't Written A New Book In 2,000 Years
Hailed by critics as one of the most important authors in recent millennia, the eccentric divinity is said to have long ago retreated from the public eye, eschewing a life of celebrity for one of solitude and quiet. To this day, experts confirmed, His artistic reputation rests exclusively upon His bestselling and highly acclaimed first work, the Bible.
God has granted no interviews, made no public appearances, and kept entirely to Himself for what seems like ages, and yet its fair to say that no other author has been quite so influential, said noted critic and conference attendee James Wood, observing that while the fiercely private immortal being has only one book to His credit, He remains among the worlds most respected and quoted writers. For many readers, Gods writing had a transformative impact on their lives, and countless people list His book among their favorite titles. But for reasons that we can only speculate about, God has chosen to stay out of the limelight and let His words speak for themselves. Perhaps it is Gods retreat into His own world that allowed Him to render His vision so vividly on the page.
Its also possible that, with the first book, He simply said everything He had to say, Wood continued. Though one would think a writer of such impressive knowledge and power would never lack for inspiration.
https://entertainment.theonion.com/reclusive-deity-hasn-t-written-a-new-book-in-2-000-year-1819576927
malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)True Dough
(20,005 posts)may overtake the Catholic church in popularity, if it hasn't already!
MineralMan
(147,334 posts)There's an entire new generation reading those now.
True Dough
(20,005 posts)Kids waving wands and casting spells instead of listening to stories of heaven, hell, limbo and purgatory.
They're better off.
Glamrock
(11,994 posts)True Dough
(20,005 posts)And the reference to Mother Mary is not the Virgin Mary.
The Beatles rock!
violetpastille
(1,483 posts)The second coming of Christ if and when, will be Christ Consciousness for everyone.
No more prophets. No more gurus are coming. No more teachers.
We have had MORE than enough time to figure things out and learn to work together.
As the great Mariah Carey once said:
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you.
Bretton Garcia
(970 posts).. constantly, slyly, changed, ""twisted," metaphoricalized, the first, Old Testament.
To the point that I read the second coming, the heaven-shattering Apocalypse, as the moment a Christian realizes it was all a ruse. And decides to give it all up for Reason and science and logic. The second and truer appearance.
Gothmog
(153,882 posts)MineralMan
(147,334 posts)I'm pretty sure all of them were, actually. And then, they were badly translated, besides. God's not going to take up His divine time scribbling books, you know. He has people to do that for Him.
Major Nikon
(36,899 posts)They were oral traditions that nobody bothered to write down until decades, if not centuries after those with whom they are attributed to were long gone. At best they are 4th or 5th hand accounts of Jesus and probably more than that. Matthew and Luke were based on the same source material.
MineralMan
(147,334 posts)Iron Age campfire tales. All of it.
MarvinGardens
(779 posts)Others were probably embellished from that. And even Mark was copied over and over by scribes, the originals being long lost.
Glamrock
(11,994 posts)He delegated a lot of that to people wandering the desert by themselves for years at a time. Not a great idea for a publisher. I'm guessing a few of those ghost writers were a couple cans short of a six pack when they came out of the desert.
sanatanadharma
(4,071 posts)No valid reason to assume that the revelation is complete, nor to assume that the now-century knows the final complete word.
Nor to assume any god-thoughts are more than wisps of the wind.
God is like an onion unpeeled by theology, where-in every layer is the same as the next, until the realization comes that there is no there there. No center. The peeler is more real than the peeled.
Igel
(36,010 posts)That could end badly.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,859 posts)stole all their work since he and his admin has been in office.
edhopper
(34,660 posts)I was very interested in the cosmology and history of the Universe and the earth. Since he was there for all that.
But he only gave us about 30 sentences and most of it is wrong.
14 billion years in one page.
guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)So there is that to consider.
MineralMan
(147,334 posts)The authors might have believed that was the source of inspiration, but there is zero evidence of it.
guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)Noted.
MineralMan
(147,334 posts)Did you not know that? Books and everything.
You realize that the Onion is satire, right?
guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)And what is this thing you call satire?
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)mitch96
(14,595 posts)That's what I thought... people wrote their interpretation, not god. They heard a good story and wrote it down. Now play the telephone game for a few hundred years and "POOF" it's the word of god. To me it's really just a nice story concocted by man... It gives hope..
YMMV and that's just me
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guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)violetpastille
(1,483 posts)The liner notes to Coltrane's "Love Supreme".
Whether he believed he was inspired by gratitude to his Creator and whether there is evidence - I hear what I hear. I see what I see. I feel what I feel.
That's faith. (shrug emoji) What can you do?
guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)is the constant refrain for those who choose to ignore the fact that we all believe in unprovable things.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)Bretton Garcia
(970 posts)... are far more improbable than other beliefs. Especially given flat disproofs of their more concrete claims. Like promises of all the miracles we ask for (John 14.13).
Voltaire2
(14,632 posts)any of the other religiously inspired books written over the last two thousand years?
guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)Voltaire2
(14,632 posts)by the Mormon tooth fairy 150 years ago.
God, aka L Ron Hubbard, aka the Scientology tooth fairy, wrote the Dianetics gibberish not even 70 years ago.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)If the story is true (which it isn't), Joe Smith just copied down a story that had been written down thousands of years earlier on the golden plates and then lost.