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Major Nikon

(36,899 posts) Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:27 AM Feb 2019

Man Lets Jesus Take The Wheel And Truck Flips 5 Times

A Tennessee man flips his truck five times after letting go of the steering wheel because Jesus wanted to drive.

According to reports, Chad O. England flipped his truck five times on a Tennessee interstate earlier this week after he thought Jesus was calling him and advising him to let go of the wheel and let Jesus do the driving.

After the accident England told officers that he was behind the wheel, but that he wasn’t driving at the time of the crash. Because, you know, Jesus was driving.

And that’s what he did. As a consequence of his special relationship with Jesus, England’s truck flipped five times.

After receiving medical clearance, England was transported to the Sullivan County Jail. No one was injured in the accident; and, as usual, Jesus was nowhere to be found.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/01/man-lets-jesus-take-wheel-truck-flips-5-times/

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Man Lets Jesus Take The Wheel And Truck Flips 5 Times (Original Post) Major Nikon Feb 2019 OP

Officer I swear the meth was driving,... magicarpet Feb 2019 #1

You have to admire his faith, tho Major Nikon Feb 2019 #2

Well, close underpants Feb 2019 #5

I stay away from vehicles with "Jesus is my navigator" bumper stickers More_Cowbell Feb 2019 #3

Why drive Harker Feb 2019 #4

Joke is on you Midnightwalk Feb 2019 #6

And Jesus said... Ohiya Feb 2019 #7

Please, not when I'm drinking coffee. JayhawkSD Feb 2019 #14

Lol Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2019 #17

Where'd Jesus get a license zipplewrath Feb 2019 #8

I'm guessing Jesus had earlier advised him to take some sort of controlled or illegal substance. tanyev Feb 2019 #9

ok i had this same experience years ago with a very religious find of mine.. samnsara Feb 2019 #10

jesus needs to go back to driving school samnsara Feb 2019 #11

Jesus rode on a donkey. You can let an ass like that MineralMan Feb 2019 #12

Jesus always let others do the driving Wednesdays Feb 2019 #13

"My lawyer suggests I talk about my deep faith instead of my drugs" struggle4progress Feb 2019 #15

Lmao...that worked well Docreed2003 Feb 2019 #16

magicarpet

(16,219 posts)

1. Officer I swear the meth was driving,...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:32 AM

Feb 2019

..... I was in the back seat smoking,... I did not have my eyes on the road or hands on the wheel.

Major Nikon

(36,899 posts)

2. You have to admire his faith, tho

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:49 AM

Feb 2019

underpants

(186,340 posts)

5. Well, close

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 07:13 AM

Feb 2019

… they (deputies) found six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for ‘huffing.’

More_Cowbell

(2,204 posts)

3. I stay away from vehicles with "Jesus is my navigator" bumper stickers

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:51 AM

Feb 2019

Because really, how often did Jesus drive?

Harker

(14,759 posts)

4. Why drive

Reply to More_Cowbell (Reply #3)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 07:07 AM

Feb 2019

when you can ride a dinosaur?

Midnightwalk

(3,131 posts)

6. Joke is on you

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 07:52 AM

Feb 2019

Looks like he didn't get hurt at least not seriously and neither did anyone else. It's a MIRACLE!!!!

Ummmm I wish this wasn't necessary.

Ohiya

(2,407 posts)

7. And Jesus said...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:01 AM

Feb 2019

Wait a minute! This is not a camel!

JayhawkSD

(3,163 posts)

14. Please, not when I'm drinking coffee.

Reply to Ohiya (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:25 AM

Feb 2019

I can't afford to keep buying new keyboards.

Hassin Bin Sober

(26,678 posts)

17. Lol

Reply to Ohiya (Reply #7)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 08:32 AM

Feb 2019

zipplewrath

(16,685 posts)

8. Where'd Jesus get a license

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:01 AM

Feb 2019

I mean, Jesus isn't even an American. Just another friggin' immigrant that thinks he can flaunt the laws of the US. LOCK 'EM UP!

tanyev

(44,394 posts)

9. I'm guessing Jesus had earlier advised him to take some sort of controlled or illegal substance.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:05 AM

Feb 2019

samnsara

(18,266 posts)

10. ok i had this same experience years ago with a very religious find of mine..

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:32 AM

Feb 2019

...she was some biggie in the local episcopal church. We were driving 3 hrs to go pick up some youth pastor or something. As we were driving down the freeway she was telling me she sees Jesus all the time (eye roll from me at this point). She said 'you don't believe me" I said 'I believe YOU believe you can see jesus in front of you...just DON'T let him drive!"..because at that point I'm sure that's just what she was going to do.

samnsara

(18,266 posts)

11. jesus needs to go back to driving school

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:32 AM

Feb 2019

MineralMan

(147,334 posts)

12. Jesus rode on a donkey. You can let an ass like that

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:16 AM

Feb 2019

walk on its own, and you'll still get there. The only things Jesus is recorded as driving were the money-changers out of the temple.

Don't let Jesus drive!