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Soph0571

(9,685 posts)
Fri May 31, 2019, 11:00 AM May 2019

Christian writer clarifies that there will be no sex in Heaven

If your sex life was less-than-fulfilling here on earth, you’re not going to get a do-over in the afterlife — that is, if believe Greg Morse knows something you don’t.

The Friendly Atheist‘s Hemant Mehta highlighted an op-Ed Morse recently published in the religious website Desiring God, where he argues that the concept of sex and marriage in heaven (which some Christians believe) is a false teaching.

In the piece, Morse recounts an alleged conversation he had with someone who tried to argue that Islam’s version of the afterlife is preferable, and backs up his thesis with two bible verses from the books of Luke and Matthew:

“The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage, but those who are considered worthy to attain to that age and to the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage” (Luke 20:34–35), and “In the resurrection, God’s people will be like the angels in heaven — without spouse or sex (Matthew 22:30).

Unless I’m reading him incorrectly, Morse seems to be ceding that Heaven might not be the party we’d like to see after all, and that’s the whole point.


https://deadstate.org/christian-writer-clarifies-that-there-will-be-no-sex-in-heaven/

Way to sell it!!!! LOL
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Christian writer clarifies that there will be no sex in Heaven (Original Post) Soph0571 May 2019 OP
Then is it even Heaven? The Velveteen Ocelot May 2019 #1
'In heaven's there ain't no beer, thats why I'm . . . ' empedocles May 2019 #2
..-. - ... Anon-C May 2019 #3
Maybe he is speaking personally nocoincidences May 2019 #4
Very telling when you can't even manage to get laid in heaven Major Nikon May 2019 #8
People will be so blinded by gold brick streets and pearl gates to care The Genealogist May 2019 #5
That makes sense. Since sex is strictly for procreation in their eyes GemDigger May 2019 #6
Better check your map Midnightwalk May 2019 #7
... Major Nikon May 2019 #9
Perhaps if God... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #16
Nobody Don't Need No Viagra In Heaven! MineralMan May 2019 #10
Wouldn't be enough room for all those beds and bedrooms anyway. brush May 2019 #11
Well, per one conversation I had many years ago... The Genealogist May 2019 #12
Heaven is like sitting in church for all eternity, Hell is like an eternal BDSM party. backscatter712 May 2019 #13
Well, fuck that. (n/t) Iggo Jun 2019 #14
. well then... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #15

The Velveteen Ocelot

(120,154 posts)
1. Then is it even Heaven?
Fri May 31, 2019, 11:02 AM
May 2019

Or is your reward for abstaining from naughty sex an eternity of no sex at all, and all you ever get to do is just hang out with Jesus and sing hymns?

nocoincidences

(2,313 posts)
4. Maybe he is speaking personally
Fri May 31, 2019, 11:11 AM
May 2019

about his own lack of desirability and that he expects his profound 'Incel' status to continue into the next life.

I have to agree with his self assessment.

The Genealogist

(4,726 posts)
5. People will be so blinded by gold brick streets and pearl gates to care
Fri May 31, 2019, 11:13 AM
May 2019

They'll do well to take their harps and find their cloud to play it on.

GemDigger

(4,320 posts)
6. That makes sense. Since sex is strictly for procreation in their eyes
Fri May 31, 2019, 11:24 AM
May 2019

I can see why there is no sex in heaven.

Midnightwalk

(3,131 posts)
7. Better check your map
Fri May 31, 2019, 11:47 AM
May 2019

Who would want to spend eternity with such up tight, self righteous, people.

Now you tell me the incels are running the place?

I got it. I bet no dogs are allowed either.

That’s not heaven, it’s hell

MineralMan

(147,334 posts)
10. Nobody Don't Need No Viagra In Heaven!
Fri May 31, 2019, 12:45 PM
May 2019

That will be a relief to many, I suspect, and not just men, either...

brush

(57,109 posts)
11. Wouldn't be enough room for all those beds and bedrooms anyway.
Fri May 31, 2019, 01:23 PM
May 2019

Where do they put all those people from over several millennia anyway? Are they stacking them up in bunk beds, or do you even need sleep up there?

The Genealogist

(4,726 posts)
12. Well, per one conversation I had many years ago...
Fri May 31, 2019, 05:59 PM
May 2019

those who don't accept Jesus into their hearts will burn in hell, including EVERYONE who was dead before Jesus was born or whom word of Jesus never reached. That'll cut down the numbers significantly.

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)
13. Heaven is like sitting in church for all eternity, Hell is like an eternal BDSM party.
Fri May 31, 2019, 06:50 PM
May 2019

Are you sure the whole punishment/reward thing didn't get mixed up?

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