To all of the shamans and witches out there. May your powers be successful!

If magic works, then it stands to 'reason' that the law of threefold return also works, and I wouldn't want to be living anywhere near you. :O

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Not that I'm saying I'm against it. I just want to get out of the way.

I only hope for rain and lightning , nothing disastrous.

about five feet deep, localized within about five hundred feet of the center of activities. Or maybe just one five-foot diameter hailstone.

As far as I know, Washington still has a large homeless population, many of them Veterans. I think many of them have heard enough booms in their lives.

Did you use Duracell?

Just kidding. You cracked me up.

I am just gonna send all the heat and humidity from my town due east to DC, and hope Two Scoops has to sit outside for HOURS!

I’ll do the same. I’ll wrap my bottle with quartz and selenite.