You can’t leave them any opening like saying agnostic or anything. Once you’ve told them you’re an atheist they will leave usually.

Then give them an evil stare.

I definitely like the idea of an evil stare followed by obscenity is necessary

could you explain the Trilogy for me?

1st thing they do* is put up no trespass and keep out signs. We tend to be more neighborly. It's a given, right? You aren't allowed to come on my property legally without my permission.

*Oh except the ones who put up multiple fuck biden flags within weeks of moving in. Wonder how they received these christian freaks.

to follow and harvest a deer theyve shot onto private property.

Would have been common courtesy to call or ask in some sense. We've had others do it.

"Bring your lawn chairs! Bro Nate from Kansas will be saving souls every night. Show God how much our town loves him! He will be watching!"

I take their literature, and keep it on a table near my door. When one group comes up, I take their literature and then hand them some from a previous group.

Decide to wander up to my porch a couple days ago. They knocked loudly. I spoke through the door asking who was there.

They mumbled their representation, expecting me to open the the door like the cat does when he wants to go out and I've made him wait.

I didn't open the door, I was annoyed when I found it wasn't my immediate neighbor, then I would have opened the door. So I asked them what they wanted and they said they needed to talk to me. So I asked, "about what?" They said something about life forever and gawd. As she drew a big breath I just said, "I'm not interested, thank you." And turned the deadbolt on the door. They clacked down the steps in their churchy shoes and I went on with my day.

I don't have time for religion peddlers. And anything other than my lack of interest is ALL they need to know.