Gong Show?

Well, folks voting for MItt think they're cleaning up on
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

I remember watching a man eat a hoagie while sitting in a rocker once.

As I recall, a lot of funny bad acts, and a huge amount of rejection!

There's a lot of Get Outta here to contend with!

That connects a lot of dots, really.

He was the guy who wore the brown paper bag over his head.

and some of those Republican clowns get gonged in a 'national debate' --that would be satisfying on so many levels!!

heard was a constant gong

as CIA operative! You just can't make sh!t like that up. Life IS stranger than fiction!

on the Gong Show. He sang The Whiffenpoof Song. He had a mustache, too.

I never did figure it out. The mustache was the final bit of puzzling whimsy.

and were ---> rejected

we didn't even get our chance to get gonged!!!!