Do I seem hostile?

so it seems like you shood no all about it.


And I was feeling all grudge-y and stuff.

I knead to no if this is the write groupe for me.

I've herd that good athiests aren't welcome hear.

-ick is a better suffiks. more poetic.

Now go have some irrational sex. I am busy pondering deep questions.

That is perfect!

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

As he sits at the foot of my bed
It's not that he speaks
In jibbers and squeaks
But for the past seven years he's been dead.

---Edward Gorey

(I hope I remembered it correctly)

but she says there is no s in ex! sound irrational to me

No breaking in period.

she's a sweetheart, and very smart too.

If my ex and I somehow found ourselves in bed together, we would both be laughing so hard that nothing else would be happening.

(We get along pretty well, though, since we're both dedicated to our son.)

No s in ex is limerick worthy.

fond memories of those poem writing days are best left lost in hidden shoeboxes far far away

I'm in.

In the butt?

in the ear, but I'm not one to judge.

In the ear makes no sense.

There is logic in the butt.

We have a gallery just for them. *bmus moons haters*

There was a young man from Savannah
Who died in a curious manner:
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.

There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piana
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana..

There once was a man from Stambool
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth,
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool!"

To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
"My wife Edith just told me we're through,
For she says I'm too fat."
And his friend told him that,
"You can't have your cake and Edith, too."

That really helped in fixing the problem with my hard disk.

... than a floppy disk.

although the words were hers
it was much worse
for to keep things in line
the policy was mine

I know there are some confused people here. You have not shown yourself to be one of them.

sometimes it's needed - baseline for evaluating drug addiction, etc, etc... this needs more study

Hope it did something good for your mind.

You prevert.

I'm going to need counseling after that.

I don't know how we can help you determine whether your intercourse is irrational without more information about why you think this way.

And don't go off on a tangent. And don't tell us that you are an evangelical intercourser.

I used call myself a slut but I read something somewhere and through a complicated thought process I decided that AE's are superior beings.

But you have debased the conversation with your flippant attitude.

If you can't take the heet, get out of the kichen. Your thin skin makes it impossable for me too continue any further discussion. I might be speeking for all of us, but I can't be shure. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.





in case a jury is called.

No thinking allowed unless you present the Form, in triplicate, proving it conclusively true that atheicks think anything ever. Show your work. Prior to submitting the Form, you must present a certified copy of the preForm which will provide the definition of thinking so that the Form can be properly evaluated. Extra credit for including the Universal Truth. All of it. We may request copies of your source material. Be prepared.

I think therefore ... wait ... maybe I only think I think.

Signed,
Another evangelical intercourser

you make no sense. But what do I know?

Hot tub, swimming pool, or bath tub?

I am mean....but I'm not because it was a mistake.

I am EasyPeasy. But not comfortable.

Hear I am looking four a philosophical discussion, and all I get is that you and BMUS are saying that your sluts.

You disappoint me.

Do you like fishing? It is more fun than fill-awful-see.

this is most excellent

I evolved into an evangelical intercourser, a dogmatic fundamentalist fornicator, a militant maker of whoopee.

I came here because I want to understand what makes me uncomfortable with the word slut.

You may have no interest in that battle - I do.

I can only assume what your problem with the word "slut" could be, but I am guessing that it is just the way society views sluts. Just get past what society thinks and go with your inner feelings. You have to live your life for yourself, not for them.

Look at me! I'm becoming a philosopher or a psychologist, or something.

You burden me with your historical baggage.

As was suggested elsewhere, if you want to discuss things historical,

Will those help me learn to be direct, be real, be honest?

But I want to stay away from the sex topic.

I saw this quote recently. It made me think.

"sex is too important for sluts to ignore"

That is so deep.

Well, ok, maybe I do.

Reboot Universe
-Hex

You are aware that I'm typing this on a 9 year old laptop and I'm barely tethered to the internet via dial-up, right?



Seriously, enjoy!

I got it as a teaching aid for my kid. When his class gets into computing, I want to help them build a Beowulf cluster and do some other distributed computing stuff. The Pi is an excellent platform for it, it's cheap, only about 30 bucks, and you can plug it into a TV, obviating the need for a monitor, and some TV's have a USB port that will even power the thing, otherwise recycle an old cell phone charger. Doesn't get much cheaper.

Have fun with it!

Or flea collar?

one doesn't know when the only rational being will wander in!

That's what I like about this group, it's the little things...

along with the :ahem: equally witty, and frankly, stunningly awesome Yearly Yearbook Photo Photo" thread.

If anyone wants to know what this group is about, look at this thread, and look at that thread, and then take your 8th Grade Philosophy elsewhere, junior, cause ain't nobody got time for that.

Your YYPP thread is awesome, it deserves a place of honour. This was just meant to be an antidote for that migraine-inducing, long winded insult disguised as fillersofee thread.

The hosts rock

Meh. It could be worse.

you're with friends here

NOTE TO JURY THAT IS CALLED BY OVEREAGER ALERT STALKER- THIS IS A JOKE THAT IS ONGOING IN THIS THREAD. I DO NOT THINK BMUS IS A SLUT. I'M SURE SHE'S VIRGINAL AND AS PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW. OR MAYBE SHE IS A BIG WHOREBAG, BUT WHO KNOWS? WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? I MEAN, YEAH, WE CAN JUDGE HER BUT WE'RE NOT HOLDING IT AGAINST HER TO HER FACE, WE'RE DOING THE PROPER THING AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT BEHIND HER BACK BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SHE LIKES IT (FROM BEHIND. HE HE. GET IT?)

You're killing me, I'm really laughing myself sick here.

The one you used didn't get my best side.

Makes me look like a sad, grumpy old fart.

Oh, wait...

Didn't mean to kick this, my bad.

Something must have reminded me of why I started this thread...

There once was a fellow named Satan
Who was sly, underhand, and god-hatin'
And able to persuade us,
Although God forbade us,
Of the joy of premarital matin'.

But thanks for the laugh! I hope they're reading all of these parodies.

I can't wait until they're frog marched out of there.

This was a reaction to a thread asking if this group was a place for rational discourse by someone who came here to school us.

It didn't end well.

others of not being real christians, but objective people who tell them that isn't true get punished for it.

Those of us who try to remind them that it's impossible to know which of them to believe when they themselves are calling each other fake are silenced when we object to the mudslinging they do towards each other.

So not cool.

Atheists are nothing if not rational. It's why we can't accept the mumbo jumbo that permeates the rest of the world.

Good luck.