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Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
Tue Apr 14, 2015, 11:25 AM Apr 2015

Exorcists warn Vatican over 'beautiful young vampires' and satanic yoga

Too much Twilight Saga for these clowns.


The proliferation of “beautiful young vampires” in TV series and Hollywood films including True Blood and the Twilight movies is encouraging young people to dabble with occult forces, a leading authority on demonic possession has warned a Vatican-backed exorcism course.

“There are those who try to turn people into vampires and make them drink other people’s blood, or encourage them to have special sexual relations to obtain special powers,” said Professor Giuseppe Ferrari at the meeting in Rome, which heard that the number of such possessions is rising globally. “These groups are attracted by the so-called beautiful young vampires that we’ve seen so much of in recent years.”

...

Father Cesare is a protégé of Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican’s chief exorcist for 25 years, who claims to have dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession. Father Amorth said that sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church were proof that “the Devil is at work inside the Vatican”. He took a similarly dim view of fantasy novels and yoga. Practising the latter, he once warned, was “satanic; it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter”.



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/exorcists-warn-vatican-over-beautiful-young-vampires-and-satanic-yoga-10174001.html

70,000 incidents of harmful delusional behavior by vatican officials over the last 25 years - that is 2800 per year, or around 7 every day.
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Exorcists warn Vatican over 'beautiful young vampires' and satanic yoga (Original Post) Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 OP
Indeed nil desperandum Apr 2015 #1
Dear Vatican, mountain grammy Apr 2015 #2
If they could recognize fiction they wouldn't believe the Bible. n/t Binkie The Clown Apr 2015 #3
Good point, but how much do they really believe? mountain grammy Apr 2015 #4
Hard to write better comedy. trotsky Apr 2015 #5
the pope is great, if you ignore the bad stuff Lordquinton Apr 2015 #6
But if you see Richard Dawkins put on a silly T-shirt... trotsky Apr 2015 #9
not comedy, but action! Lordquinton Apr 2015 #8
Damn you for posting a Hellsing link before me T.T LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #13
I may pass for a normal person Lordquinton Apr 2015 #20
Also, anyone who does anything bad at any time and place is not a real Christian. Arugula Latte Apr 2015 #11
Can make it action, too. AtheistCrusader Apr 2015 #15
That Hellsing is a chump Lordquinton Apr 2015 #19
When is the Catholic Church gonna turn away from this silly demonic magic crap?... AlbertCat Apr 2015 #7
Ya know, I agree. It's fucking WEIRD to drink blood. Arugula Latte Apr 2015 #10
"A leading authority on demonic possession..." onager Apr 2015 #12
Wrong...it's not demons Stuckinthebush Apr 2015 #14
I would like more info on this "Satanic Yoga". is that like Bikram? PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #16
Much hotter than bikram. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #17
Hrm, sounds intriguing. I am a fan of a weight loss plan which includes the ability to still enjoy PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #18

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
5. Hard to write better comedy.
Tue Apr 14, 2015, 03:32 PM
Apr 2015

But don't forget, the folks who believe this stuff literally are just a tiny, insignificant minority. It's not like they represent the official teachings of the single largest Christian church in the world.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
9. But if you see Richard Dawkins put on a silly T-shirt...
Tue Apr 14, 2015, 03:53 PM
Apr 2015

or publish an inappropriate tweet, HE'S A BIGOTED HORRIBLE ANTI-THEIST WHO NEEDS TO GO THE WAY OF HIS BELOVED DINOSAURS!!! WARRRGGARBBBLL

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)
8. not comedy, but action!
Tue Apr 14, 2015, 03:40 PM
Apr 2015

Vampires who get their strength from yoga fighting the vatacin!

Wait, it saw this one...
Hellsing Ultimate OVA Episode 1 English Dub HD 1080p:

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
13. Damn you for posting a Hellsing link before me T.T
Wed Apr 15, 2015, 12:12 AM
Apr 2015
"I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God."


[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Quote from the series.

So many heads in certain other areas of DU would explode if they saw that series in its entirety. [/font]
 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
7. When is the Catholic Church gonna turn away from this silly demonic magic crap?...
Tue Apr 14, 2015, 03:38 PM
Apr 2015

.... and concentrate on more important real things.... like transubstantiation?

onager

(9,356 posts)
12. "A leading authority on demonic possession..."
Tue Apr 14, 2015, 07:12 PM
Apr 2015


The article had me with that line. Sounds something like "a leading authority on capturing unicorns."

Because I waste lots of time watching true-crime TV, I'm familiar with Rod Ferrell. He claimed to be a 500-yr-old immortal vampire.

Ferrell killed his girlfriend's parents, so the immortality should come in handy. He'll be spending his next 2 lifetimes in Florida State Prison.

PeaceNikki

(27,985 posts)
16. I would like more info on this "Satanic Yoga". is that like Bikram?
Wed Apr 15, 2015, 12:14 PM
Apr 2015

That shit is hot and sweaty.

Have you guys seen this? I saw a flyer for it some time ago and it cracked me up.

http://www.wholyfit.com

I Used to Teach Yoga

I thought that I could witness by becoming a yoga teacher. During yoga certification I realized that I had to compromise my faith in order to become certified… they were praying to idols, chanting in Sanskrit that they gave their souls “completely to Shiva.” I had my little Psalms prayer card in hand to say outloud. While they chanted, I would pray to “my God.” But there came a time when I could no longer bow my knees in an environment where it could be mistaken as bowing to Shiva (“The Destroyer.”)


Lol
 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
17. Much hotter than bikram.
Wed Apr 15, 2015, 12:16 PM
Apr 2015

The basic idea is that your body fat literally melts away while you hold a position balancing over pits of lava.

PeaceNikki

(27,985 posts)
18. Hrm, sounds intriguing. I am a fan of a weight loss plan which includes the ability to still enjoy
Wed Apr 15, 2015, 12:36 PM
Apr 2015

buttercream frosting.

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