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Related: About this forumExorcists warn Vatican over 'beautiful young vampires' and satanic yoga
Too much Twilight Saga for these clowns.
The proliferation of beautiful young vampires in TV series and Hollywood films including True Blood and the Twilight movies is encouraging young people to dabble with occult forces, a leading authority on demonic possession has warned a Vatican-backed exorcism course.
There are those who try to turn people into vampires and make them drink other peoples blood, or encourage them to have special sexual relations to obtain special powers, said Professor Giuseppe Ferrari at the meeting in Rome, which heard that the number of such possessions is rising globally. These groups are attracted by the so-called beautiful young vampires that weve seen so much of in recent years.
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Father Cesare is a protégé of Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vaticans chief exorcist for 25 years, who claims to have dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession. Father Amorth said that sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church were proof that the Devil is at work inside the Vatican. He took a similarly dim view of fantasy novels and yoga. Practising the latter, he once warned, was satanic; it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/exorcists-warn-vatican-over-beautiful-young-vampires-and-satanic-yoga-10174001.html
70,000 incidents of harmful delusional behavior by vatican officials over the last 25 years - that is 2800 per year, or around 7 every day.
nil desperandum
(654 posts)you just can't make this stuff up....
mountain grammy
(27,274 posts)It's fiction and you should know fiction when you see it.
Grammy
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)mountain grammy
(27,274 posts)Belief is pretty profitable.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)But don't forget, the folks who believe this stuff literally are just a tiny, insignificant minority. It's not like they represent the official teachings of the single largest Christian church in the world.
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)Like someon this site suggest you do.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)or publish an inappropriate tweet, HE'S A BIGOTED HORRIBLE ANTI-THEIST WHO NEEDS TO GO THE WAY OF HIS BELOVED DINOSAURS!!! WARRRGGARBBBLL
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)Vampires who get their strength from yoga fighting the vatacin!
Wait, it saw this one...
Hellsing Ultimate OVA Episode 1 English Dub HD 1080p:
LostOne4Ever
(9,597 posts)[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Quote from the series.
So many heads in certain other areas of DU would explode if they saw that series in its entirety. [/font]
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)but deep down I am the alpha nerd.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)He'd never stand up to the Vatican's enforcers!
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts).... and concentrate on more important real things.... like transubstantiation?
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)And it's also fucking WEIRD to eat Jesus jerky.
onager
(9,356 posts)The article had me with that line. Sounds something like "a leading authority on capturing unicorns."
Because I waste lots of time watching true-crime TV, I'm familiar with Rod Ferrell. He claimed to be a 500-yr-old immortal vampire.
Ferrell killed his girlfriend's parents, so the immortality should come in handy. He'll be spending his next 2 lifetimes in Florida State Prison.
Stuckinthebush
(11,030 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)That shit is hot and sweaty.
Have you guys seen this? I saw a flyer for it some time ago and it cracked me up.
http://www.wholyfit.com
I thought that I could witness by becoming a yoga teacher. During yoga certification I realized that I had to compromise my faith in order to become certified they were praying to idols, chanting in Sanskrit that they gave their souls completely to Shiva. I had my little Psalms prayer card in hand to say outloud. While they chanted, I would pray to my God. But there came a time when I could no longer bow my knees in an environment where it could be mistaken as bowing to Shiva (The Destroyer.)
Lol
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)The basic idea is that your body fat literally melts away while you hold a position balancing over pits of lava.
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)buttercream frosting.