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beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
Thu Apr 16, 2015, 10:45 PM Apr 2015

It's Ask an Atheist Day!

https://secularstudents.org/AaAday

Which one of the following previously asked questions taken from um, somewhere else is your favourite?:
5 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Is New Atheism an anti-Muslim, white supremacy movement?
1 (20%)
What part of the Roman Empire do you want to resurrect?
0 (0%)
Why are fundamentalist/militant atheists so angry?
0 (0%)
Are atheists who criticize islam racists?
0 (0%)
Why are you alienating Democrats and costing us elections?
1 (20%)
Why do you believe religious people when they say their bad behaviour is motivated by religion?
0 (0%)
How does our botched understanding of 'science' ruin everything?
1 (20%)
Dakwinzomgwtfbbq?!?
2 (40%)
Why are you such an ignorant slut, bmus?
0 (0%)
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It's Ask an Atheist Day! (Original Post) beam me up scottie Apr 2015 OP
Glad to cast the first stone, er, vote Warpy Apr 2015 #1
It's already started in GD. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #2
Genius poll, bmus. n/t. bvf Apr 2015 #3
Thanks! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author mr blur Apr 2015 #11
The part of the Roman Empire that fed Christians to the lions 3:) LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #5
Ikr? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #6
It turns out that there were actually very few christians meals Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #10
You are absolutely correct LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #12
You got your time period wrong Leontius Apr 2015 #27
Could not resist going with the belief option here, edgineered Apr 2015 #7
Why thank you, edgineered. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #19
Anyone who mentions going to heaven cements my desire not to go. edgineered Apr 2015 #41
Yeah, my ex mil really tried to get to me. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #42
"Why do you insist on explaining everything? Sometimes it's best to marvel without explanations!" DetlefK Apr 2015 #8
When you 'splain stuff, you take away our argument that not everything can be explained Arugula Latte Apr 2015 #18
Scientific materialists!!11! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #20
Roman Empire! Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #9
Don't forget conquest, slavery and supplanting indigenous cultures. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #21
"Dear atheist, how does it feel... mr blur Apr 2015 #13
That's hitting a little too close to home. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #22
Oh my! Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #30
Yeah, don't. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #38
I know. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #40
Can't you accept mysteries? edhopper Apr 2015 #14
Can't you accept mysteries? AlbertCat Apr 2015 #15
Or, "What's wrong with having a religious belief and not being expected to back it up?" trotsky Apr 2015 #16
Questions? Remember what happened to Adam and Eve? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #23
I like sin edhopper Apr 2015 #24
Me too. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #26
Please, don't be too harsh. PassingFair Apr 2015 #17
Selective curiousity. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #25
I had to give a little love to one of the options with no votes Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #28
Ah, you're so sweet! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #33
I loved SNL back then. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #34
Dan, you pompous ass... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #37
I got the reference Lordquinton Apr 2015 #43
oooh did someone touch a nerve??? Heddi Apr 2015 #29
trotsky sure touched some yesterday. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #39
Have you ever read the book "Children of God?" Heddi Apr 2015 #31
That one's on my list. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #35
Is that the book they're always talking about on Scooby Doo? mr blur Apr 2015 #44
Why do the billboards have to be so OFFENSIVE? Heddi Apr 2015 #32
I know, right? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #36
You left out a couple big ones. Promethean Apr 2015 #45
Ah, see those are legitimate questions. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #46

Warpy

(113,130 posts)
1. Glad to cast the first stone, er, vote
Thu Apr 16, 2015, 10:57 PM
Apr 2015

I hear the same thing about feminism, demanding minimum wage increases, wanting civil rights to apply equally to everyone, and proposing taxes on all the rich pricks who have strip mined this economy so thoroughly that there is nothing left to pay all the people who create the wealth.

Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #4)

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
5. The part of the Roman Empire that fed Christians to the lions 3:)
Thu Apr 16, 2015, 11:42 PM
Apr 2015


*For the inevitable alert from the humor less...this post was a work of humor

 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
10. It turns out that there were actually very few christians meals
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 05:57 AM
Apr 2015

for lions in the Roman Empire. Mostly they were tolerated, although there were a few periods of suppression.

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
12. You are absolutely correct
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:03 AM
Apr 2015

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Not a single christian was fed to any lions in the Colosseum. It wasn't completed until after the Roman empire had become Christian.

If I recall correctly, and for those interested, the few that were sentenced to Damnatio ad bestias during those periods of suppression were mainly fed to the dogs in the Circus Maximus.[/font]

 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
27. You got your time period wrong
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 05:34 PM
Apr 2015

The Colosseum was begun by Vespasian and completed by Titus about 80 AD some three hundred years before the Empire became Christian. You are right about no record of Christians being fed to lions there.

edgineered

(2,101 posts)
7. Could not resist going with the belief option here,
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 02:46 AM
Apr 2015

although the slut comment brought back horrible memories of how I once tried to explain the difference between a slut and a whore to two very close friends. You see, the strings from an early indoctrination to righteousness can leave permanent scars and are not easily corrected. The answer is neither, you are neither one bmus, and except for humor among your own friends gawd help anyone who says you are. During my moment of genius both friends were not believers in anything except my own bad behavior, and thus gracious enough to forgive.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
19. Why thank you, edgineered.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 04:30 PM
Apr 2015

I was never indoctrinated so I can't imagine how awful it must be to feel guilty because you're human.

My ex was raised to believe the good girl/bad girl bullshit. Good girls don't like sex, you have to "trick" them into doing it, and bad girls love doing the nasty but you can't respect them and you certainly don't want to marry one. He also grew up believing that he was going to hell.

Sorry, to me that's child abuse.



edgineered

(2,101 posts)
41. Anyone who mentions going to heaven cements my desire not to go.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:33 PM
Apr 2015

"I'm sorry, but my ideas of a perfect world don't have me catering to you" is the first place my thoughts go and it gets worse from there, like the present. And should the past become the topic, it's probably too late to run. A pair of custom fit jeebus shoes awaits you, head on down to the water and get yourself baptized. You are now ready to completely forgive your potential spouse's every misdeed and thought, so start asking about those deepest secrets, there's always one more hidden in there somewhere. The good and forgiving soul that you have become will wash those ugly sins away, you will forget all about them, say a prayer, and never mention them again. It's a blessing that works every time. Don't let evil sinners tell you otherwise.

In the real world though, you got through it with your sanity intact. I hope you didn't have to suffer very long.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
42. Yeah, my ex mil really tried to get to me.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:41 PM
Apr 2015

I wasn't an anti-theist until then.

Nothing cures you of religion faster than being subjected to true believers' "love".

Ugh.

DetlefK

(16,458 posts)
8. "Why do you insist on explaining everything? Sometimes it's best to marvel without explanations!"
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 05:35 AM
Apr 2015

"You are killing the magic in the world! Won't somebody think of the children?"

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
18. When you 'splain stuff, you take away our argument that not everything can be explained
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 01:32 PM
Apr 2015

through natural evidence! That is mean! We like our supernaturalotherwaysofknowingwoomythologicalbullshitI'mdeeperthanyou superiority!

 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
9. Roman Empire!
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 05:54 AM
Apr 2015

'cause that way we could have "Gods that embody human traits", a cultural feature entirely lacking from western civ.


beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
21. Don't forget conquest, slavery and supplanting indigenous cultures.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 04:36 PM
Apr 2015

Damn those Romans!

Good thing christianity came along to save the world...

 

mr blur

(7,753 posts)
13. "Dear atheist, how does it feel...
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 08:11 AM
Apr 2015

to have to put up with irrational, bigoted nonsense from arrogant, deluded, ignorant and just plain stupid believers?"

There's one you missed.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
22. That's hitting a little too close to home.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 04:38 PM
Apr 2015

I live in the bible belt, remember?

Our state just voted to make the bible the official state book.


Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
30. Oh my!
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 06:49 PM
Apr 2015

Do you live in Tennessee? I seem to remember hearing that they just made the Bible the state book of TN. My sister just moved to TN last year and wants me to move there too---fat chance. I am in an area that is Republican enough but there are Democrats here. No atheists that I can find, but you can't have everything. (You can't have anything in TN.)

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
38. Yeah, don't.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:18 PM
Apr 2015

It's cheap as hell to live down here but it's a cultural wasteland. And the food, bleh.

There are a few islands of blue but they're few and far between. Most of the time it's like living behind enemy lines.

If I could I'd move north so fast it'd make Paula Deens big old head spin round like a deep fried twinkie on a stick.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
40. I know.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:31 PM
Apr 2015

When I went to visit them last summer to see the new place (they moved from Houston and are now in BFE), I was worried about my bumper stickers. But nothing bad happened, and I was so excited to see a Democratic bumper sticker on a parked car when we went to the big city, Rogersville. They are living in the backwoods area in eastern TN....beautiful, but no way.

Come move here. It is pretty cheap to live here too.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
15. Can't you accept mysteries?
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 10:10 AM
Apr 2015

B-b-but isn't god supposed to be some kind of answer to mysteries?

If we just accepted mysteries....we still wouldn't have fire.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
16. Or, "What's wrong with having a religious belief and not being expected to back it up?"
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 10:17 AM
Apr 2015

Gee, I don't know.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
26. Me too.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 05:13 PM
Apr 2015

Not being raised religious I could never understand why my friends' god didn't want them to do things that felt good.






Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
28. I had to give a little love to one of the options with no votes
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 06:37 PM
Apr 2015

but I was really really really tempted to give the other one with no votes some love, because I do wonder why you are such a slut.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
37. Dan, you pompous ass...
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:11 PM
Apr 2015

I was just a kid but my brothers and I never missed a show even though my parents made us watch it in the kitchen on the old black and white set.

Good times!

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
39. trotsky sure touched some yesterday.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:25 PM
Apr 2015

My goodness gracious, all he did was post an interesting article to read, you'd think he impaled a wafer with a pitchfork or something.

Heddi

(18,312 posts)
31. Have you ever read the book "Children of God?"
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 06:49 PM
Apr 2015

it's about a Jesuit priest who is part of an international crew visiting a newly-discovered planet. It deals with his crisis of faith and how he dealt with his doubt. Perhaps you've heard of it?

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
35. That one's on my list.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:05 PM
Apr 2015

Big sci-fi fan, but only the hard stuff.

Too many woo woos out there trying to make a buck by peddling fantasy/romance as science fiction.

Heddi

(18,312 posts)
32. Why do the billboards have to be so OFFENSIVE?
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 06:51 PM
Apr 2015

I mean, i can get behind the ones that are non-confrontational, but when you put a big ol' sign up along I-26 and it says "don't believe in god? you're not alone," I mean, that's just a big fork in the eye of believers. How terribly offensive that sign is. Why are atheists so often Anti-theists? Why can't the billboard be something nice and neutral and not even refer to religion at all?

Promethean

(468 posts)
45. You left out a couple big ones.
Sat Apr 18, 2015, 08:51 PM
Apr 2015

Why do you hate god?

If there is no god why don't people just run around raping and killing each other?

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
46. Ah, see those are legitimate questions.
Sat Apr 18, 2015, 09:09 PM
Apr 2015

If the person asking them was sincere I would be happy to answer those.

My poll was focusing on questions from anti-atheist bigots who prefer the "When did you stop beating your wife?" variety.

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