Doesn't that make him "god" by definition?

I am no longer as up to date on my religious readings as I used to be....you might be correct.

I dunno, I don't speak Moron.

I mean, stop being a weak-ass Christian and bring it on, right? It's going to happen at some point. Why pass it on to future generations?

Oh, and Thanks, Obama!

They all think they're going to heaven, but they all seem afraid to die.

...add Michelle Backmann's prediction to the grand list of failed predictions on wiki...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

I love how when a date comes and goes....folks like Cotton Mather just ...chose another date....meh...

Aren't they looking forward to the Rapture? Don't they want Jesus to return? If Obama is speeding that up isn't that a good thing? Someone please give me some help here.

I have to admit that I am getting scared.

that before she ran for Congress, her wingnut preacher announced the imminence of the Rupture and the whole congregation locked themselves into the church to pray and fast and wait for it. They lasted a weekend and all meekly filed out and went back to work on Monday morning.

Poor Michele, she wants so much to see the rest of us suffer eternal torment while Jebus saves her bony ass. I kind of wish she and her bunch would get their wish, they'd be sucked up into the icy stratosphere with no clothes on, to the great amusement of their fellow human beings, who would finally be rid of the lot of them, presumably forever.

In the meantime, she doesn't have the mental capacity to realize this mess was all set into motion by the Bush family, father and dimwit son.

you are correct, delusional thinking seldom leads to accurate historical recollections...

The odd part of all these ramblings is that supposedly intelligent people actually voted for her to represent them.

That simple fact makes me question what passes for knowledge these days and how did we come to believe that the people who profess such nonsense are suited to making an informed decision about anything else that arises in a legislative session?

Some people wear ignorance like a badge. They're proud of it.

I was trying to be polite. I've heard far too often from far too many religious wingnuts that all they need to know is in the Bible...at which point I usually ask them where in Bible are the instructions for powered flight, automobiles, or modern conveniences...where did that knowledge come from...that's also usually where the conversation ends.

And Bieber's cars.

Man, this is gonna be sweet!

This heathen's going to travel in style!!!

You can bring the tunes!

Turns out we are in an abusive relationship with god.

And with his Holiness Frank..

I think you meant to say

"Another deranged politician believing the world will end thanks to a crazy cult religion that has gone on for 2000 years too long"


There, I fixed it for you.

No offense, but could Michele herself ever be sane if she grew up and got indoctrinated by such foolish ideas? Could ANYONE? Well, obviously SOME can overcome such indoctrination, but for those who can't it's really a disgrace to their religion that they ever campaign for office and, worse, get elected, and submit us to their forms of never ceasing insane thought patterns.

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Since the rapture will never happen, Obama is blameless.