Atheists & Agnostics

Heddi

(18,312 posts) Wed Apr 22, 2015, 05:44 PM Apr 2015

**Friendly Reminder to All Who Read/Post Here* The Internets cannot be awarded to anyone

In the recent past, we have had *certain posters* who I am not going to publicly name but rather use the code names "Troisky" and "Mr. Blah" who have attempted to award the internets to other posters on DU.

I would just like to remind everyone THIS IS A SCAM.

The internets DO NOT BELONG TO Mr. Trix and Blahsky. They just don't.

SO if these two jerks attempt to award the internets to you, politely decline. It's not theirs to give.

I just want everyone to be aware and SAFE THE EGG FROM BEING ON YOU'RE FACE like mine.

Okay?

***THIS IS POSTED IN THE ATHEIST ROOM GROUP FORUM****

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****Friendly Reminder to All Who Read/Post Here*** The Internets *cannot* be awarded to anyone (Original Post) Heddi Apr 2015 OP

Thats it young lady. Promethean Apr 2015 #1

Not yours. Heddi Apr 2015 #2

Ha! Checkmate, athIest!1! onager Apr 2015 #3

Goddammit. They got to you, didn't they? Heddi Apr 2015 #4

Aw, have FAITH!1! And hang on, things will get better... onager Apr 2015 #5

Someone needs to scrub the poop-deck Heddi Apr 2015 #12

Hey Heddi, did you know there's a food fight in GD? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #6

OH. That. I see. Heddi Apr 2015 #7

All I did was mock Dr. Oz. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #8

Well you made one have a sad Heddi Apr 2015 #9

Oh I meant to ask you Heddi Apr 2015 #10

Monsanto made me do it. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13

I just came in here to step away from that shitshow and this thread was PERFECT. PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #18

I made this for it Heddi Apr 2015 #11

! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #14

Bwahaha. progressoid Apr 2015 #20

Argh. 'logic' like that makes me want to drink roundup by the gallon. n/t Rainforestgoddess Apr 2015 #16

So is the Irony Meter Recall Program a scam too? Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #15

No. that one is blowing up the charts Heddi Apr 2015 #17

FOUND - Nurse Heddi's Training Aid onager Apr 2015 #19

Promethean

(468 posts)

1. Thats it young lady.

Reply to Heddi (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:14 PM

Apr 2015

I am taking away all your internets.

BTW that should bring me to over 9000 so I WIN!

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

2. Not yours.

Reply to Promethean (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:16 PM

Apr 2015

onager

(9,356 posts)

3. Ha! Checkmate, athIest!1!

Reply to Heddi (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:19 PM

Apr 2015

Explain this lovely coupon I got in email. Traded my ATM PIN number for it:

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

4. Goddammit. They got to you, didn't they?

Reply to onager (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:26 PM

Apr 2015

Try to use that coupon. Try it.

sucker.

onager

(9,356 posts)

5. Aw, have FAITH!1! And hang on, things will get better...

Reply to Heddi (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:35 PM

Apr 2015

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

12. Someone needs to scrub the poop-deck

Reply to onager (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 07:01 PM

Apr 2015

before they get a mizenmast up their cryhole

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

6. Hey Heddi, did you know there's a food fight in GD?

Reply to Heddi (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:38 PM

Apr 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026550737

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

7. OH. That. I see.

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:44 PM

Apr 2015

Sorry, I don't debate well with people who I have personally identified as 'absolutely insane whackjob nutbag lying alcoholics."

I especially like the ones who try to tell me, a registered FUCKING nurse, that an RN can be obtained in 8 months instead of the, you know, 2-4 year degree program PLUS 1-2 years of prerequisites. But what the fuck do I know, I'm only an RN. As is my husband. And nearly 90% of the people I know....none of whom got their licensure after an 8 month program (LPN programs are 1-2 years long themselves). sooo....yeah. I'll just stay here in my safe little hideaway with you freakazoids

Oh! I see a hidden post in there. How many "posting privileges temporarily revoked" vacations *does* one need to be given before 1) they figure out how to internet or 2) the admins become aware that tigers have strips that rarely change ifyouknowwhatimean

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

8. All I did was mock Dr. Oz.

Reply to Heddi (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:52 PM

Apr 2015

Who knew that would happen?

I love you, Heddi!

Nurses rock!

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

9. Well you made one have a sad

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:54 PM

Apr 2015

hope the beer aisle has a half-rack of coors light in stock for the tears that will flow tonight. BUT WHY YOU NO DRINK GMO FREE BEER!?

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

10. Oh I meant to ask you

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:55 PM

Apr 2015

why do you hate:
GMO Labeling
food
Dr Oz
Obama
God
Love

Why do you love
Hate
satan
GMO
cancer

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

13. Monsanto made me do it.

Reply to Heddi (Reply #10)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 07:02 PM

Apr 2015

Girl's gotta pay the bills.

You forgot why do I love eating babies?

*burp*

PeaceNikki

(27,985 posts)

18. I just came in here to step away from that shitshow and this thread was PERFECT.

Reply to Heddi (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 08:07 PM

Apr 2015

thanks, this place is such a beautiful hidden gem in this crazy place.

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

11. I made this for it

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 06:57 PM

Apr 2015

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

14. !

Reply to Heddi (Reply #11)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 07:03 PM

Apr 2015

progressoid

(50,748 posts)

20. Bwahaha.

Reply to Heddi (Reply #11)

Fri Apr 24, 2015, 01:12 PM

Apr 2015

Maybe a colon cleanse would fix you.

Rainforestgoddess

(436 posts)

16. Argh. 'logic' like that makes me want to drink roundup by the gallon. n/t

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 07:33 PM

Apr 2015

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

15. So is the Irony Meter Recall Program a scam too?

Reply to Heddi (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 07:22 PM

Apr 2015

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

17. No. that one is blowing up the charts

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Reply #15)

Wed Apr 22, 2015, 07:49 PM

Apr 2015

onager

(9,356 posts)

19. FOUND - Nurse Heddi's Training Aid

Reply to Heddi (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2015, 03:15 PM

Apr 2015

Some of you probably remember looking at "The Visible Woman" in high-school Biology class. With optional parts for a pregnant woman, called "The Miracle of Birth."

This one features "The Miracle of Birth CONTROL."

Sorry about the graphic size. But you need it to appreciate the detail...

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