That always ends so well.

Call the church police!

But BJU has always had a private security force. On slow days, cruising around Greenville SC (which was most days in Greenville), sometimes we would pull into the front gate of BJU and drive slowly thru the campus.

The campus cops would always follow us in one of their cars, until we exited thru the back gate. No doubt making sure the campus wasn't being invaded by terrorists, atheists, Jews, Catholics, gays or Uppity Negroes.

Anyway, Bob Jones U. once asked the South Carolina National Guard if it could pick up some surplus .50-caliber machine guns.

This request went to the state Attorney General, who probably had a WTF moment. He asked why a small Bible school needed armor-piercing heavy machine guns.

The response: "To protect our white female students."

Amazingly, that request was denied.

When your request for big guns and big ammo is denied in South Carolina then you KNOW that you have crossed a line somewhere.

I went to a small college in SC near Greenville. We were always amazed at the stories we'd hear from BJU about how women walked on one side and men on the other. Quite a wackadoodle place.

At one time, part of the seminary courses (I guess) at BJU required street preaching. I'm not sure if they still do, but probably.

So every spring, those shouting, screaming fools hit the streets in Greenville and all the surrounding towns like Anderson. You're just trying to walk down the street, and get accosted by some bellowing Jesus-Jumper screaming in your face about going to Hell.

Yeah, their dating procedures were epic. I heard that dating a BJ girl (heh!) meant meeting her in the lobby of the Women's Dorm. You could sit there and talk to her, while being chaperoned by one of the older women who worked as Monitors in the dorm. That woman's job was to make sure you didn't actually touch each other or anything. And that was your dream date!

Even my devout Xian relatives make fun of Bob Jones. They call it "Jesus Tech."

I still giggle every time I read that.

You said BJU.

Coming to our country soon (or already here), but with our own version of Christian branding...

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/salafist-muslim-group-forms-sharia-police-patrol-germany-n196421

Maybe in the basement, with tools they could use to uh coerce confessions out of perps?

Someplace for them to lie down:




Sure, why not?

It worked out so well in the past.