"Sprung fully formed from the head of Zeus"?

I thought we eat babies

Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Fungus Amongus.

As identical as these British twins, Lucy (the redhead) and Maria Douglas.

In roaming around DU, I don't know who these lovely young women would annoy the most: white supremacist right-wing idiots, or race-obsessed white left-wing idiots:

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Where the host is explaining how one was born black and the other white "Good on her"

I saw them on Entertainment Tonight. Which I wouldn't normally watch. But I'm staying with my mother temporarily while I find a house, and she watches ET religiously every night.

Usually I'm reading DU or something while ET is on. And that story caught my attention.

Apparently the 2 girls are complete opposites, except for being twins. Maria is gregarious and outgoing, Lucy is very shy. Etc. My father and his twin brother were much the same way. So were my aunt and uncle on my mother's side. All fraternal twins, no identicals.

The story about their Mom holding them for the first time was funny. She took one baby in her arms, then the other. Looked at the two of them and had a real "WTF?" moment.

Just like the rest of the world. The girls carry copies of their birth certificates around with them, otherwise nobody ever believes they are twins.

vaginally.

Tee. Emm. Eye!! Let's try to get our kicks above the waistline, sunshine

EEwww, right?

Me, I'm all about the spores. A little pimple? Nope! It's your next kid. Also, pouches.

have cloaca, not vaginas.

I did not know that you are a mushroom marsupial. That could explain the cleavage.

Bewbeez. I gots them. 9 to be exact. Between the teats and the cloaca, I'm never leaving the house

Don't forget the pouches.

Birds and reptiles don't just have the party palace near the sewage plant, they are in the same building.

With boobs.Just look up "The lusty Argonian maid"

My search history is scary enough already.

as long I could still have sexual reproductive cycles. I can't imagine reproduction being as fun without the sex part.

On second thought, scores of little haploid spore-children would cramp my style and probably interfere with my efforts to find a mate for a sexual reproductive cycle, so I think I'll stick to the old fashioned way.

Jesus might hear!

It probably takes many lifetimes to acquire the wisdom it takes to be an atheist.

great pole. you dance.

.... and some are perennials.


But some are also biennials (like Sweet Williams or Foxglove)..... but they can't get married legally.

Don't go giving anyone ideas like we aren't human. There are enough people who would like to believe that already.

We are human! Superior human, to be sure.