Probably about 30% of Americans... WTF? Only good argument ever for English only.

assign that name to the voice.

where one of them said something to the effect of "Well, I was praying last night and Jesus told me..."
Instead of carting this guy off the funny farm, the others nodded their heads in agreement, like they, too, often heard Jesus speaking to them. I was flabbergasted. I wanted to shout out "What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't you see that you are all clinically insane?"

Instead, I just backed away slowly, trying to be sure not to make any sudden or threatening moves before I was safely out of range.

Really. It's not.

how god tells one preacher one thing, and another preacher something completely opposite.

God is playing mind games with them and laughing his divine ass off!

Unless it is nothing more than a big cosmic joke, in which case it makes perfect sense.

Don't even think of mentioning her femur or tibia.

One guy I worked with tried to sell me on this practice. He said to read the Bible for ten minutes each day. Before and after reading, say this: Dear Jesus, please deliver a message to me. He guaranteed that Jesus would appear before me.

It would probably work. It's called self hypnosis.

How To Use Self-Hypnosis To Achieve Your Goals

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What is Self-Hypnosis?

Have you ever seen old horror films and television programmes that portray hypnosis as a frightening instrument of mind control where unscrupulous villains enslave the will of helpless victims? Perhaps you have seen stage shows where a hypnotist seemsto be able to use their “hypnotic powers” to make people do and say things that they would never do or say under normal conditions. If so, it is not surprising that hypnosis may seem just a little bit wacky, not unlike other seemingly mystical and unexplainable phenomena. This is unfortunate because hypnosis is, in fact, a serious therapeutic tool that can help people overcome many psychological, emotional and even some physical problems.

Oh praise Jeebus, another babbling fool joins the fray!