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beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
Thu May 7, 2015, 03:02 AM May 2015

Pat Robertson: Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad

Pat Robertson: Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad
April 30, 2015 by Michael Stone

Pat Robertson is not amused, and worries that mocking Christian fundamentalists like himself makes God mad.

Earlier this week on his television program The 700 Club Robertson hosted a special segment called “Cape Henry: The Beginning of a Christian Nation.” In the segment Robertson warned that God will soon remove “His hand of protection over America” because people are mocking Christian fundamentalists like himself.

Right Wing Watch reports Robertson cited riots in Baltimore and Ferguson, legal abortion and the Supreme Court’s attempt to “bring in sodomy and put it in the Constitution” as signs that the country is straying from biblical values. Robertson warned that the U.S. would be “doomed” without the voices of religious fundamentalists like himself:

Sooner or later, a holy God is going to say, ‘I’ve had enough with you, I’ve had enough, my hands are going to be taken off your nation. People mock the word of God and those who proclaim it are laughed at as fundamentalists. Well, we need the fundamentalists because if we don’t have them this nation is doomed.


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As for mocking Christian fundamentalists, sometimes humor is the most potent weapon one can muster against the dangers of religious extremism. Besides, if reasonable people didn’t laugh at the antics of people like Robertson, they would have to cry.




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Pat Robertson: Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad (Original Post) beam me up scottie May 2015 OP
Just in time for tornado season.... pokerfan May 2015 #1
What a sick fuck, talk about victim blaming. beam me up scottie May 2015 #2
God's aim isn't what it used to be. bvf May 2015 #5
No kidding - hurling his storms at the good god-fearin' midwest... trotsky May 2015 #9
Hey you kids! Get off my planet! n/t Binkie The Clown May 2015 #15
He missed me but killed a bunch of livestock. beam me up scottie May 2015 #17
Sorry to hear about the livestock bvf May 2015 #29
They belonged to one of our neighbors; all the humans made it out okay. beam me up scottie May 2015 #30
God? You mad at me? If you are angry, give me a sign. DetlefK May 2015 #3
....... trusty elf May 2015 #4
If there was ever a better graphic bvf May 2015 #8
LMAO! beam me up scottie May 2015 #18
now we know who to blame for the next natural disaster. Thanks, Pat. Arkansas Granny May 2015 #6
Makes a nice living with this shit, too. bvf May 2015 #7
There is big money in deceiving people N/T A HERETIC I AM May 2015 #16
Well, alrighteee then... bye god! mountain grammy May 2015 #10
He sure is sensitive, that god. beam me up scottie May 2015 #19
just curious - are you related to arkansas granny? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #26
No, but I love her posts... mountain grammy May 2015 #27
Too much of so-called "religion" is just pure PROJECTION. Viva_Daddy May 2015 #11
I think most of it is projection. beam me up scottie May 2015 #23
"my hands are going to be taken off your..." Jokerman May 2015 #12
Can you show us on this doll... beam me up scottie May 2015 #20
Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad AlbertCat May 2015 #13
Well they didn't pray enough. beam me up scottie May 2015 #21
Anger grows out of fear. What the hell is god afraid of? Binkie The Clown May 2015 #14
Frankenstein feared his monster too. beam me up scottie May 2015 #22
Should never have given us the wrong brains. AlbertCat May 2015 #24
. beam me up scottie May 2015 #25
Or where Gene Wilder bvf May 2015 #28
Ikr? I'm amazed they ever finished making the movie. beam me up scottie May 2015 #31
Revisiting it right now. bvf May 2015 #32

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
2. What a sick fuck, talk about victim blaming.
Thu May 7, 2015, 03:38 AM
May 2015

I wonder why one just missed me two years ago. You'd think god would've sent that sucker right through my house.



 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
5. God's aim isn't what it used to be.
Thu May 7, 2015, 05:04 AM
May 2015

He's old, you know, and growing crankier all the time, apparently.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
9. No kidding - hurling his storms at the good god-fearin' midwest...
Thu May 7, 2015, 08:25 AM
May 2015

and leaving the gay-infested coasts unscathed?

Why that might cause a reasonable person to wonder who he's actually trying to punish, if one believed in that kind of nonsense.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
30. They belonged to one of our neighbors; all the humans made it out okay.
Fri May 8, 2015, 03:39 PM
May 2015

The tornado was several hundred yards away from us so we were in no danger. Getting to see an EF3 that close was incredible, though. Believe it or not my first instinct was to run and get my camera.

Crossed one off the bucket list that day.

DetlefK

(16,455 posts)
3. God? You mad at me? If you are angry, give me a sign.
Thu May 7, 2015, 04:12 AM
May 2015

Like, writing your name with clouds into the sky.
Or destroying a mountain with a lightning.

 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
7. Makes a nice living with this shit, too.
Thu May 7, 2015, 06:26 AM
May 2015

Preying on the stupid and hateful.

No better than Westboro Baptist Church.

Jokerman

(3,538 posts)
12. "my hands are going to be taken off your..."
Thu May 7, 2015, 10:45 AM
May 2015

We never wanted your creepy old hands on us to start with.

I think that counts as a "bad touch".

beam me up scottie

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25. .
Thu May 7, 2015, 05:59 PM
May 2015


Have you ever seen the outtakes from that movie? They made me laugh until I thought I'd ruptured something, especially the ones where Marty Feldman tears into Madeline Kahn's fur stole with his teeth...
 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
28. Or where Gene Wilder
Thu May 7, 2015, 09:37 PM
May 2015

couldn't keep it together after, "Herr Doctor, you haven't even touched your food!"



 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
32. Revisiting it right now.
Sat May 9, 2015, 07:09 AM
May 2015

Gene Hackman's turn as the blind hermit and the "Puttin' on the Ritz" sequence are two of the funniest things I've ever seen on film.

/OT

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