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Related: About this forumPat Robertson: Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad
April 30, 2015 by Michael Stone
Pat Robertson is not amused, and worries that mocking Christian fundamentalists like himself makes God mad.
Earlier this week on his television program The 700 Club Robertson hosted a special segment called Cape Henry: The Beginning of a Christian Nation. In the segment Robertson warned that God will soon remove His hand of protection over America because people are mocking Christian fundamentalists like himself.
Right Wing Watch reports Robertson cited riots in Baltimore and Ferguson, legal abortion and the Supreme Courts attempt to bring in sodomy and put it in the Constitution as signs that the country is straying from biblical values. Robertson warned that the U.S. would be doomed without the voices of religious fundamentalists like himself:
Sooner or later, a holy God is going to say, Ive had enough with you, Ive had enough, my hands are going to be taken off your nation. People mock the word of God and those who proclaim it are laughed at as fundamentalists. Well, we need the fundamentalists because if we dont have them this nation is doomed.
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As for mocking Christian fundamentalists, sometimes humor is the most potent weapon one can muster against the dangers of religious extremism. Besides, if reasonable people didnt laugh at the antics of people like Robertson, they would have to cry.
All I have to say to Pat Robertson is --->
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)If Enough People Were Praying, God Would Have Stopped The Tornadoes
Q: How many is enough, Pat?
A: Enough to stop the tornadoes, duh.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)I wonder why one just missed me two years ago. You'd think god would've sent that sucker right through my house.
bvf
(6,604 posts)He's old, you know, and growing crankier all the time, apparently.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)and leaving the gay-infested coasts unscathed?
Why that might cause a reasonable person to wonder who he's actually trying to punish, if one believed in that kind of nonsense.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)I guess those horses and cows didn't pray enough.
bvf
(6,604 posts)but glad you made it through.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)The tornado was several hundred yards away from us so we were in no danger. Getting to see an EF3 that close was incredible, though. Believe it or not my first instinct was to run and get my camera.
Crossed one off the bucket list that day.
DetlefK
(16,455 posts)Like, writing your name with clouds into the sky.
Or destroying a mountain with a lightning.
trusty elf
(7,481 posts)bvf
(6,604 posts)illustrating the urge to purge, I haven't seen it.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,827 posts)bvf
(6,604 posts)Preying on the stupid and hateful.
No better than Westboro Baptist Church.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,583 posts)mountain grammy
(27,273 posts)We'll do a lot better without ya!
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)No sense of humour.
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)and who has the correct spelling?
mountain grammy
(27,273 posts)my grandkids call me grammie. I think either spelling is ok with us Grandmas.
Viva_Daddy
(785 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Man made gods in his image, not the other way around.
Jokerman
(3,538 posts)We never wanted your creepy old hands on us to start with.
I think that counts as a "bad touch".
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)God's a voyeur too.
What a perve.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Is that why he sent over 50 tornados to the heart of Fundieville?
http://www.aol.com/article/2015/05/07/tornadoes-flash-floods-upend-the-oklahoma-city-area/21180689/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-429667754
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)It's their own fault.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)And who needs a god that is afraid of his own creation?
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Should never have given us the wrong brains.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Abby....somebody
Abby Normal....
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Have you ever seen the outtakes from that movie? They made me laugh until I thought I'd ruptured something, especially the ones where Marty Feldman tears into Madeline Kahn's fur stole with his teeth...
bvf
(6,604 posts)couldn't keep it together after, "Herr Doctor, you haven't even touched your food!"
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)bvf
(6,604 posts)Gene Hackman's turn as the blind hermit and the "Puttin' on the Ritz" sequence are two of the funniest things I've ever seen on film.
/OT