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onager

(9,356 posts) Thu May 21, 2015, 08:24 AM May 2015

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Satanists include GW Bush, Helen Keller...

Also Laura Bush & daughters, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey (OK, no surprise there), Bill Clinton, Yasser Arafat, Gene Simmons (there either). And many more.

Every once in a while, I slam Titanic-like into some previously hidden and submerged piece of wacky Xian culture on the Internet.

Just now I was searching for info on Dan and Fran Keller, the Texas couple who were among the last victims of the "Satanic Panic" witch-hunts. The Kellers were finally released from prison in 2013, after more than 2 decades. But the Texas courts just refused to declare them innocent. Probably on some technicality, to avoid expensive lawsuits against the state.

Anyway, I ran into this...interesting website. I think it was designed by Satan to destroy my eyesight. And apparently designed circa 1995, by the looks of it.

Just when I think the Xians can't get any crazier...

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/signs_of_satan.htm

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Satanists include GW Bush, Helen Keller... (Original Post) onager May 2015 OP

That's Crazy David! Did you miss my piece on him?: mr blur May 2015 #1

Thanks! You owe me 2 new sides. onager May 2015 #3

God is worried about "Foreign Language Bibles"! Jokerman May 2015 #6

NOT SPIDERMAN! oh the insanity.. mountain grammy May 2015 #2

They banned Bath Salts over less crazy than this, FFS. n/'t deucemagnet May 2015 #4

Nuts. Ohio Dem May 2015 #5

WHERE IS THE RESPECT??!!1 PassingFair May 2015 #7

Hand signs..... or what some educated people (and not so educated people) call "mudras" AlbertCat May 2015 #8

Great scott!! William King May 2015 #9

mr blur

(7,753 posts)

1. That's Crazy David! Did you miss my piece on him?:

Reply to onager (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2015, 09:25 AM

May 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/123032438

onager

(9,356 posts)

3. Thanks! You owe me 2 new sides.

Reply to mr blur (Reply #1)

Thu May 21, 2015, 10:16 AM

May 2015

Since I just split both of mine laughing at your article about him.

I did miss that, so I appreciate you linking it again.

Jokerman

(3,538 posts)

6. God is worried about "Foreign Language Bibles"!

Reply to mr blur (Reply #1)

Thu May 21, 2015, 01:52 PM

May 2015

I can't stop laughing about that one.

mountain grammy

(27,273 posts)

2. NOT SPIDERMAN! oh the insanity..

Reply to onager (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2015, 09:36 AM

May 2015

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)

4. They banned Bath Salts over less crazy than this, FFS. n/'t

Reply to onager (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2015, 11:36 AM

May 2015

Ohio Dem

(4,357 posts)

5. Nuts.

Reply to onager (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2015, 01:12 PM

May 2015

I was going to call Poe, but it isn't really clever enough to be a parody.

PassingFair

(22,437 posts)

7. WHERE IS THE RESPECT??!!1

Reply to onager (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2015, 03:35 PM

May 2015

You must respect his beliefs.

Or you're ASKING for it, Mr. Man!

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

8. Hand signs..... or what some educated people (and not so educated people) call "mudras"

Reply to onager (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2015, 12:44 PM

May 2015

We won't even get into the sign language for the deaf!!!!

William King

(42 posts)

9. Great scott!!

Reply to onager (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2015, 07:38 PM

May 2015

This man has been eating too many bowls of cocoa puffs!!

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