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LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
Sat May 30, 2015, 10:23 AM May 2015

Looking to start a new Pastafarian group, looking for 10 supporters

Last edited Sat May 30, 2015, 07:51 PM - Edit history (8)

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]In response to another thread I suggested creating a new Group for Pastafarians in the Religions and Spiritualities supergroup.

I was wondering if 10 star members from A&A would be willing to support the creation of such a group.

Besides who doesn't love pasta and talking like a pirate!

If you are interested in supporting the creation of such a group please reply here and then it can be taken to Ask the Administrators![/font]

[center]Star Member Supporter vote tally: 10+! [/center]


*This post was made in the Atheist and Agnostics safehaven.

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Looking to start a new Pastafarian group, looking for 10 supporters (Original Post) LostOne4Ever May 2015 OP
Aaargh!!! truebrit71 May 2015 #1
Aye, include me in. mr blur May 2015 #2
I'm in! Here and in the thread in gd. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #3
Holy crap the petition in gd was hidden by a jury. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #4
That was the dumbest thing I ever saw...(nt) LostOne4Ever May 2015 #6
I support this Heddi May 2015 #5
Aye wogs, this here shellback brings the count to 6 edgineered May 2015 #7
Include me in support. nt Curmudgeoness May 2015 #8
Count me in Rob H. May 2015 #9
I'm onboard -- count me in. nichomachus May 2015 #10
Count me in. nt frogmarch May 2015 #11
I'm in Goblinmonger May 2015 #12
Thank all who posted I just put in a Thread in ATA! LostOne4Ever May 2015 #13
I'm late, but I'm in Lordquinton May 2015 #14
Count me in too. beam me up scottie May 2015 #15
Me, too ChairmanAgnostic May 2015 #16
Did you thank the heavenly father before partaking of his noodlyness? beam me up scottie May 2015 #17
Actually, I crack open a wine ChairmanAgnostic May 2015 #18
I have a bottle of homemade Huckleberry wine I've been meaning to get to. beam me up scottie May 2015 #19
Heh. So am I. F4lconF16 May 2015 #31
....looking for my colander. PassingFair May 2015 #20
You'll need to come up with a mission statement when you present it to Skinner Heddi May 2015 #21
Toes ma Goats! LostOne4Ever May 2015 #23
No, that's wonderful. F4lconF16 May 2015 #30
I think you have your 10... onager May 2015 #22
Aarr, Well, me hearties, let’s see how this petition sails Yorktown May 2015 #24
count me in... NeoGreen May 2015 #25
I'm trying to limit my grain intake to lose weight, but I'll support it. nt valerief May 2015 #26
Pastafarian GFS is there for you! Warren Stupidity May 2015 #27
It's not the gluten but the carbs. nt valerief May 2015 #28
Aye matey, we have the pirate food pyramid for you Warren Stupidity May 2015 #29
With all due respect, you're a heretic: your pyramid has no pasta. Yorktown Jun 2015 #32
I'm always the heretic. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #36
Is this acceptable? Who do I need to clarify this with? PassingFair Jun 2015 #71
This is obviously an affront. Spaghetti = wheat. Yorktown Jun 2015 #72
But I am eating no carbs! PassingFair Jun 2015 #74
If you have a medical condition, I'm sure the Flying Spaghetti will understand Yorktown Jun 2015 #75
I'm two days late and more than two dollars short... trotsky Jun 2015 #33
to quote Fight Club Lordquinton Jun 2015 #34
Oh man... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #35
No need for apologies! LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #37
Well, you know this is DU, mr blur Jun 2015 #38
I am Bob's complete lack of suprise Lordquinton Jun 2015 #39
The Flying Spaghetti Monster forum has been Rod Dangerfielded Yorktown Jun 2015 #40
Nay matey. We be gettin' ourselves repsect and a ship =) LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #42
Aarrrh, I'll be crammin' my piratese Yorktown Jun 2015 #53
To everyone who participated in this thread and gave us your support LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #41
WHHOOOTTT! NeoGreen Jun 2015 #43
Now I might have to edit... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #44
bravo! Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #46
We have prevailed! I don't have my colander. But I have my tinfoil diadem! PassingFair Jun 2015 #51
Is that really you? Yorktown Jun 2015 #63
Yes. PassingFair Jun 2015 #64
Dang! With that 'super colander', you're eligible for Pastafarian bishopric. Yorktown Jun 2015 #65
If women are not given equal pasta privileges, I will not tithe! PassingFair Jun 2015 #67
You win Yorktown Jun 2015 #69
Excellent. AlbertCat Jun 2015 #54
Woot!! haikugal Jun 2015 #58
But has the Heavenly Host spoken? (nt) mr blur Jun 2015 #60
BWAAAAAAAH! SusanCalvin Jun 2015 #79
While we wait, lets sort out hosts, rules and an SoP. LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #45
Perfect as is! trotsky Jun 2015 #47
Seconded... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #49
Me, God dammit A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #48
I vote "Yes"... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #50
Ye be fine me hearty! nt LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #57
Third-ed mr blur Jun 2015 #52
Edit: suggested hosts-Lost, York, Heretic AlbertCat Jun 2015 #55
Commas save lives... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #56
There's the old cannibal joke equivalent Yorktown Jun 2015 #62
Lordy... Lordquinton Jun 2015 #59
How DARE you call me a heretic? Yorktown Jun 2015 #61
all charges of pasta heresy!! AlbertCat Jun 2015 #66
Pfff: those witnesses had bad eyesights Yorktown Jun 2015 #68
a pasta-atheist. AlbertCat Jun 2015 #70
The term 'pastatheist' Yorktown Jun 2015 #73
Congratulations to the pasta farers. LiberalAndProud Jun 2015 #76
You gained a slot in pasta paradise with your pirate parrot. Yorktown Jun 2015 #77
Kick....(nt) NeoGreen Jun 2015 #78
 

mr blur

(7,753 posts)
2. Aye, include me in.
Sat May 30, 2015, 10:45 AM
May 2015


Hail Pasta, full of carbs.
the sauce is with you,
and when with cheese,
tasty be your dish, Spaghetti.
Holy Pasta, whole and sundry
fill our eager tummies,
now and when we are hungry.
R'Amen.

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)
14. I'm late, but I'm in
Sat May 30, 2015, 03:21 PM
May 2015

Long since time we had one. There are ~15 groups in this area, 2 of them allow atheists, 1 of them is not openly hostile to atheists, and only one supports pastafarians. I can't imagine if someone wanted to start a mormon group, or a scientology group.

Heddi

(18,312 posts)
21. You'll need to come up with a mission statement when you present it to Skinner
Sat May 30, 2015, 06:35 PM
May 2015

Something like

"this is a safe haven for Pastafarians and members of other non-traditional religions to come together and discuss issues ....' blah blah blah

Also, remember that groups can ***EXCLUDE** Participation from certain members. Make sure to put it in the mission statement 'DU'ers who associate themselves with or consider themselves to be allies of mainstream religions (including, but not limited to Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Wicca, etc) are respectfully asked to not post in this group, as there are already ELEVEN other groups for you to participate in...."

just a thought

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
23. Toes ma Goats!
Sat May 30, 2015, 09:06 PM
May 2015

Last edited Mon Jun 1, 2015, 12:05 AM - Edit history (2)

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]That is a brilliant idea!

Though, I was thinking of phrasing it like a pirate:[/font]

Arghhh!

This here be a safe haven for Pastafarians and der allies. All ye buccaneers who board dis here ship be free to discuss all things Pastafarian such as Pirates, pasta, beer volcanoes, colanders, and of course his noodliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster (and his consort the invisible Pink Unicorn).

Scaliwags who be allying themselves with mainstream religions against the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may his Parmesan ever be fresh, and those who support him are not welcome. If ye dare bring discord to our vessels we shall keelhaul (block) ye to Davy Jones Locker forever more.

All other corsairs who support us in our privateering are welcome to our rum and pasta.

-Da Capt'n


[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]But I think I might be going overboard...

If you or anyone else have any suggestions for the new group I am all ears[/font]
 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
27. Pastafarian GFS is there for you!
Sun May 31, 2015, 10:04 AM
May 2015
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pastafarian-GFS-Gluten-Free-Sect/119234824835747?sk=info&tab=page_info

The gluten-intolerant group of Pastafarian branches out to Pastafarian GFS, Gluten-Free Sect, which is similar to Pastafarian LFS, Lactose-Free Sect that avoids any type of cheese from cow milk on their pasta during or after the cooking process.

Although Pastafarian GFS worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as other sects of Pastafarian, its doctrine prohibits the use of wheat in pasta and meatballs. Instead, corn, rice, tapioca, potato and other non-gluten grains must be used as alternative to wheat.
 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
32. With all due respect, you're a heretic: your pyramid has no pasta.
Mon Jun 1, 2015, 12:41 AM
Jun 2015

Do you really think sea biscuits can replace pasta?

And limes can replace pesto?



(and rum is second best to red wine with pasta)

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
72. This is obviously an affront. Spaghetti = wheat.
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 06:39 PM
Jun 2015

Shirataki = made of yam

When everybody knows the great Flying Spaghetti Monster commanded us to only use wheat in memory of Him/Her/It.

As Berlusconi once told Hu Jintao "We Italians invented noodles"

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
75. If you have a medical condition, I'm sure the Flying Spaghetti will understand
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 07:10 PM
Jun 2015

For the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all knowing, all understanding and all benevolent.

Plus I make up the theological rules as I go to keep the FSM Church as big as possible.

Just like the theologians of the other religions do.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
33. I'm two days late and more than two dollars short...
Mon Jun 1, 2015, 09:22 AM
Jun 2015

but I too support creation of that group.

I think Pastafarianism serves a useful purpose in that it should remind everyone that someone out there thinks THEIR beliefs are nonsense/fake, too. Serves as a very important "check" when it comes to religious privilege and the role of religion in politics.

As we have seen on DU, many believers feel very threatened by its presence because it brings up important questions that were they to answer them, might just weaken their faith. So it's easier to attack and dismiss rather than actually have a dialog.

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)
34. to quote Fight Club
Mon Jun 1, 2015, 02:56 PM
Jun 2015

"...the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie."

Not that i think Pastafarians are any less corre t in their belief than any other religion, but that seems to sum up their reaction.

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)
35. Oh man...
Tue Jun 2, 2015, 06:59 AM
Jun 2015

...but there are some great quotes from FC.


Tyler Durden:
The things you own end up owning you.



Tyler Durden:
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.



Tyler Durden:
We just had a near-life experience.



Tyler Durden:
OK: any historic figure.

Narrator:
I'd fight Gandhi.

Tyler Durden:
Good answer.

Narrator:
How about you?

Tyler Durden:
Lincoln.

Narrator:
Lincoln?

Tyler Durden:
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.



My apologies to L1F, for potentially sidetracking the thread...

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
37. No need for apologies!
Tue Jun 2, 2015, 10:44 AM
Jun 2015

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]You go on ahead. It helps keeps this thread alive.

Though, as much as I hate to say it, it is looking like we have been turned down. I am hoping I am wrong and it is just taking them time to get together, or to make the group, or something. I am just going to remain patient till the end of the week at which point I am going to assume we received a pocket veto.[/font]

 

mr blur

(7,753 posts)
38. Well, you know this is DU,
Tue Jun 2, 2015, 11:41 AM
Jun 2015

you can mock gays, women, trans people, Republicans, cults, Islam, etc. but if it looks as if you're challenging Xian privilege then you've stepped over the line.

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
41. To everyone who participated in this thread and gave us your support
Thu Jun 4, 2015, 11:12 AM
Jun 2015

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]I sadly must inform all of you....
























































Admiral Skinner said yes!!! [/font]

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
65. Dang! With that 'super colander', you're eligible for Pastafarian bishopric.
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 09:46 AM
Jun 2015

"Xcept we haven't voted yet to know if the Church of the Holy Flying Spaghetti should be a male supremacist church.

I mean, the other religions are, so it might help our FSM church to fit in if we follow suit, ain't it?

SusanCalvin

(6,592 posts)
79. BWAAAAAAAH!
Fri Jun 12, 2015, 06:56 PM
Jun 2015

I'm in, matey! (I will have to be trained, but I will attempt to acquire most of my training by observation.)

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)
45. While we wait, lets sort out hosts, rules and an SoP.
Thu Jun 4, 2015, 12:09 PM
Jun 2015

Last edited Thu Jun 4, 2015, 10:03 PM - Edit history (2)

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Here is my suggestion for an SoP:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1230&pid=42697

When it comes to rules I suggest we plunder the rules from A&A =P

As for hosts, we need to decide on how many and who. I would like to suggest having 3 hosts, and since he started this whole thing nominate Yorktown as one of the hosts.

If anyone disagrees, has their own nominations or has a suggestion let me know.

Edit:

Breaking news! This just in! Suggested hosts:

LostOne4Ever
Yorktown
A HERETIC I AM

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
47. Perfect as is!
Thu Jun 4, 2015, 01:41 PM
Jun 2015

I agree on the nomination of Yorktown as a host, and nominate YOU for getting it done.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
55. Edit: suggested hosts-Lost, York, Heretic
Thu Jun 4, 2015, 05:51 PM
Jun 2015

Lordy....


When I read this I thought we had lost York as a host because he was really a heretic!


"Breaking news! This just in! Suggested hosts lost! York, heretic!"

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
62. There's the old cannibal joke equivalent
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 09:01 AM
Jun 2015

- Tell me, little Tom, do you like your grandma?
- Yes, mum.
- Then take a second helping.



 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
61. How DARE you call me a heretic?
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 08:59 AM
Jun 2015

The Flying Spaghetti Monster be my witness, I ALWAYS believed in him/her/it.

In the MOST orthodox ways: with pesto, or tomato/olive sauce, or plain with olive oil and garlic.

I DEMAND a pasta inquisition jury to clear me of all charges of pasta heresy!!

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
66. all charges of pasta heresy!!
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 09:58 AM
Jun 2015

"But your Noodliness! Several witnesses saw him eating gluten free black bean noodles!"

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
68. Pfff: those witnesses had bad eyesights
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 10:03 AM
Jun 2015

They were wholemeal spaghettis. Look brown like black bean noodles, but they are true spaghettis.

May I roast in fried rice hell if I ever was a pasta-atheist.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
70. a pasta-atheist.
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 01:31 PM
Jun 2015

HA!

I'm changing that to "pastatheist"


Pastatheist..... wasn't he one of the Argonauts?

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
73. The term 'pastatheist'
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 06:42 PM
Jun 2015

I thought of it, but feared that on first use it would sound esoteric.

Let's codify the word in the future theological doctrine of the FSM forum

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
77. You gained a slot in pasta paradise with your pirate parrot.
Sat Jun 6, 2015, 12:00 AM
Jun 2015

Pastafarian postulate: pirate parrot => pasta paradise.

Pip, pip.

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