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Cartoonist

(7,531 posts) Mon Jun 1, 2015, 11:52 AM Jun 2015

Religion In The Comics - 028

Here's an interesting tale. I guess parable is another word for lying. There is no way this ever happened. So what lesson can be learned from this lie?

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Religion In The Comics - 028 (Original Post) Cartoonist Jun 2015 OP

I get the point of the parable edhopper Jun 2015 #1

But it is obvious that the new NT God is still an unfair SOB. AlbertCat Jun 2015 #5

love the dramatic hamster. edhopper Jun 2015 #6

"Beware of rich wankers in green hats?" mr blur Jun 2015 #2

The parables are ancient gibberish that can only be understood Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #3

Useful gibberish Cartoonist Jun 2015 #4

edhopper

(34,810 posts)

1. I get the point of the parable

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Mon Jun 1, 2015, 02:00 PM

Jun 2015

yeah, yeah yeah, you get saved no matter when you accept Jeebus.
But it is obvious that the new NT God is still an unfair SOB.
And the asshole owner (God) will now have workers who will only work an hour a day. Why work more if you make the same.
The lesson, do whatever you want in life, steal, lie, fornucate, kill, just accept Jeebus before you are done.

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

5. But it is obvious that the new NT God is still an unfair SOB.

Reply to edhopper (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 2, 2015, 08:30 PM

Jun 2015

He's a SOCIALIST!

(and a hamster)

edhopper

(34,810 posts)

6. love the dramatic hamster.

Reply to AlbertCat (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 2, 2015, 09:17 PM

Jun 2015

mr blur

(7,753 posts)

2. "Beware of rich wankers in green hats?"

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Mon Jun 1, 2015, 03:10 PM

Jun 2015

"Always try to be last and make as much money as the poor sods who went first"?

Doesn't make sense.

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

3. The parables are ancient gibberish that can only be understood

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2015, 11:57 AM

Jun 2015

by translation into modern gibberish.

Gigo - the gibberish in gibberish out hermeneutical parable translation engine, also know as "modern religion".

Cartoonist

(7,531 posts)

4. Useful gibberish

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 2, 2015, 12:32 PM

Jun 2015

By being meaningless gibberish, it can be used to illustrate any position you want.

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