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Standard Disclaimer: Posted in the Atheists/Agnostics Group, a safe haven for those who believe all gods have fallen and can't get up.Amazing. The Apocalypse actually started in 2008, so we're already DOOMED.
And you mockers/vermin had BETTER PAY ATTENTION to this guy. His prophecies are based strictly on physics and math. And Babushkas, a/k/a Russian nesting dolls. Hey, don't ask me to explain it, I'm just an atheist dumbass lacking Sophisticated Theology:
Yep, I definitely see a cuckoo clock analogy in there somewhere. And here comes the mathematical explanation:
(+One) Alpha Force + (7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days)
http://www.apocalypse2008-2015.com/Apocalypse_has_Started.html
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)mountain grammy
(27,273 posts)I've had them for years. Never knew they were trying to tell me something...
onager
(9,356 posts)Now with moar fangs! From the Museum of Communism in Prague. Located, with great historical irony, right beside a gambling casino and above a McDonald's. Well worth a visit, I went thru it a few years ago:
Czech artists have a lot of fun with those old Communist-era posters:
mountain grammy
(27,273 posts)except for the teeth....
deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)go hand in hand.
For the record (and I'm sure you guys already know this), Russian nesting dolls are called matroyshkas. I don't know why I got so OCD over that, but I'm feeling much better now.
RussBLib
(9,666 posts)...to confuse the masses and make them think you know what the fuck you're talking about.
I wonder how many people will sell all their shit to get ready?
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Where's his 3 perspective system on using an adverb?
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)That's not an equation, is it? Where's the "= something"?
= Apocalypse?
So...
(+One) Alpha Force + (7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days) = Apocalypse
That would mean:
(+One) Alpha Force + (7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days) - Apocalypse = zero
That sounds about right.
Unless it should be "7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days.com" or ".net?"
I'm sure it's .com since they'll want some money.
olddots
(10,237 posts).........every time .
Yorktown
(2,884 posts)But I have every confidence more doomsayers will add new dates
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
2020 Jeane Dixon
2021 F. Kenton Beshore
2026 Messiah Foundation International
2060 Sir Isaac Newton According to Sir Isaac Newton's research of the Bible,
2120 Adnan Oktar According to abjad interpretation of a hadith,
2129 Said Nursî According to abjad interpretation of a hadith,
2200 Various Doomsday Argument By Cricket Analogy
2239 Talmud, Orthodox Judaism 3239 CE Year 6000
2280 Rashad Khalifa According to Rashad Khalifa's research on the Quran Code,
2807 - 18013 Randal Munroe Using the Doomsday Argument
11120 John A. Leslie
500,000,000 James Kasting According to this scientist the level of carbon dioxide
5,000,000,000 Various scientists The end of our Sun's current phase of development,
10^100 Various scientists The heat death of the universe