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You can't make this stuff up:
ISIS bans pigeon breeding - punishable by public flogging - because seeing birds' genitals overhead offends Islam
Islamic extremists in Syria and Iraq have banned citizens breeding pigeons, claiming the sight of uncovered pigeons flying overhead is offensive to God, also saying that raising the birds wastes time that should be spent praying.
Those who break the rules will face flogging, fines and even imprisonment
Earlier this year ISIS executed three boys they found breeding pigeons.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107027/ISIS-bans-pigeon-breeding-punishable-public-flogging-seeing-birds-genitals-overhead-offends-Islam.html
Yorktown
(2,884 posts)And must the female of the species be veiled?
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Selling pigeon diapers to these moronic oil covered idiots!
Brainstormy
(2,428 posts)I was thinking pajamas.
Goblinmonger
(22,340 posts)Cause nothing making you horny like seeing pigeon genitals so let's cover them up.
How is someone supposed to take the crazy shit seriously? I mean, I know it's a problem because they actually kill people for this, but how do people in the other room say we need to support religious beliefs with a straight face when this is what comes from that?
mr blur
(7,753 posts)Sleazy little right-wing toilet paper that it is. Anything that mocks foreigners. Fuck, I hate that rag. Every time someone on DU cites the Mail Jesus kills another baby rabbit.
If every Freeper in the US suddenly moved to the UK, it would quadruple the Mail's circulation. Mine you they don't like Americans much either.
Fact: in the 1930s the Mail supported Hitler.
Brainstormy
(2,428 posts)Syria: Isis Executes 3 Pigeons on 'Spying' Charges
from International Business Times
http://www.ibtimes.co.in/syria-isis-executes-3-pigeons-spying-charges-635074
but the floggings, disappearances, etc., of people, too, seem real.
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)Of course, this particular story may be completely accurate, or a total hoax, or a mountain of innuendo built on a molehill of fact.
I'd say the Daily Mail is sort of like RT, the Kremlin's TV network. You have to bear in mind its ideological slant, but on occasion it will present valid information that you aren't getting anywhere else (when, of course, it's information that the owners think serves their purposes).
As for the baby rabbits, we have enough of them running around as it is.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)Shameless pigeon, flying about with his... er... her... um... their genitals hanging out where everyone can see them.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)where you from, you sexy thing?
LostOne4Ever
(9,597 posts)[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Pigeon's don't have external genitals that can be seen! They have internal ones. They have cloacas....[/font]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)If you thought the penis was bad, and sinuses are a mess, just look into how birds work.
Yorktown
(2,884 posts).. I don't think I ever saw religion going a better full circle.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO ALL OF THE LASHES.
olddots
(10,237 posts)Heres Petunia & Perry Pigeon .
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Ah, religion. Will your idiocies never cease?
Warpy
(113,130 posts)the more people will realize they're batshit crazy.
They'd be better off sticking to violence and pretending it's righteous than chiding people getting turned on by all the bird genitals flying overhead.
Besides, when squab is no longer on the menu at ISIS HQ, maybe they'll wake up to the reality of raising food.
However, had they complained about pigeon shit, I'd understand fully.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)Today, it is pigeon genitals. Tomorrow, will it be camels? That would make more sense, they have genitals, and those genitals can really be seen. And it probably gets those idiots horny.
I guess that they don't know that god created genitals.
onager
(9,356 posts)Especially the two biggies - Eid al-Fitr at the end of Ramadan, and Eid al-Adha, the "Feast of the Sacrifice" when Sunni Muslims go on pilgrimage to Mecca.
Poorer Muslims raise or buy pigeons to celebrate those festivals because they can't afford anything else. I've eaten "squab" several times at the big evening meals during Ramadan, when they stop fasting for the day and have the huge evening meal.
The kind of meat purchased for the festivals is a good indicator of socio-economic status. Pretty much like Baptists getting new clothes for Easter and showing them off at church.
The 1%-er Muslims will buy a whole cow or young camel. Or several family members will go in together to do so. Middle-class-ish people, a sheep or goat. And at the bottom of the food chain (literally in this case), those sexy pigeons.