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Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts) Tue Jun 9, 2015, 11:59 AM Jun 2015

I'm Saving Myself for Marriage

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I'm Saving Myself for Marriage (Original Post) Act_of_Reparation Jun 2015 OP

Does this have something to do with Hunger Games, which I didn't read/see? What valerief Jun 2015 #1

Oh my! Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #2

The woman mistakenly thinks "saving herself" means keeping herself physically alive LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #3

Thanks. I'm such a moron!!!!! The weird phrasing threw me off. (I think.) valerief Jun 2015 #4

Took me a few reads to get it myself but it was funny when it dawned on me (nt) LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #5

I didn't get it either Brainstormy Jun 2015 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Jun 2015 #8

That was my first thought as well, that the priest was hitting on her. mountain grammy Jun 2015 #12

No sex for you!!!!!!!!! Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #6

Are you the Seinfeld Sex Nazi? valerief Jun 2015 #9

Someone has to be. nt Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #10

Well, it looks like you're getting your wish. valerief Jun 2015 #11

I'm sorry. nt Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #13

Ha! I'm too old to give a shit anymore. nt valerief Jun 2015 #14

I don't believe it. Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #15

valerief

(53,235 posts)

1. Does this have something to do with Hunger Games, which I didn't read/see? What

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Original post)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 12:49 PM

Jun 2015

is the priest saying?

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

2. Oh my!

Reply to valerief (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 01:09 PM

Jun 2015

If we have to explain the birds and the bees to you, there is no hope.

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)

3. The woman mistakenly thinks "saving herself" means keeping herself physically alive

Reply to valerief (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 01:19 PM

Jun 2015

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]The priest is having to explain to her that it means staying a virgin till marriage.[/font]

valerief

(53,235 posts)

4. Thanks. I'm such a moron!!!!! The weird phrasing threw me off. (I think.)

Reply to LostOne4Ever (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 02:58 PM

Jun 2015

LostOne4Ever

(9,597 posts)

5. Took me a few reads to get it myself but it was funny when it dawned on me (nt)

Reply to valerief (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 03:22 PM

Jun 2015

Brainstormy

(2,428 posts)

7. I didn't get it either

Reply to LostOne4Ever (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 04:28 PM

Jun 2015

not the most obvious cartoon. It even occurred to me that the priest was propositioning here. Oh well.

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mountain grammy

(27,273 posts)

12. That was my first thought as well, that the priest was hitting on her.

Reply to Brainstormy (Reply #7)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 08:46 AM

Jun 2015

Then I thought about it. Could actually go either way, but her reaction is perfect.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

6. No sex for you!!!!!!!!!

Reply to valerief (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 03:51 PM

Jun 2015

Ooooohhhh!

It was a well hidden joke.

valerief

(53,235 posts)

9. Are you the Seinfeld Sex Nazi?

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 06:10 PM

Jun 2015

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

10. Someone has to be. nt

Reply to valerief (Reply #9)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 08:41 PM

Jun 2015

valerief

(53,235 posts)

11. Well, it looks like you're getting your wish.

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #10)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 08:18 AM

Jun 2015

Curmudgeoness

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13. I'm sorry. nt

Reply to valerief (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 10:12 AM

Jun 2015

valerief

(53,235 posts)

14. Ha! I'm too old to give a shit anymore. nt

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #13)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 10:13 AM

Jun 2015

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

15. I don't believe it.

Reply to valerief (Reply #14)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 11:36 AM

Jun 2015

Not that I would remember....but I think that you are never too old.

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