The thing that all three of the Abrahamic religions tell us is evil, naughty, disgusting, and should be covered!

Damn nudity. We'd be perfect if it wasn't for our evil bodies.

maybe it was the mountain king and not their god?

I'm sorry, but anyone who finds the naked human body disgusting has some serious mental issues.

Well, ok, if you're talking obesity, that is disgusting. There are exceptions to every rule, except that one!

I'd be very sorry they were so stupid and fucking superstitious!... and then show them my junk.




If they want to predict earthquakes and make buildings and such safer during them, turn to science, not some mountain spook and tourists, for the cure.

being able to discern one is not nude when taking a dump

can't see the difference between nude tourist and the natives? And then punishes the natives for what someone else does.
Sounds par for the course, godwise.

to check his messages?

Came across the photo and said, "Me Damn! That's my freaking favorite mountain! Bastards!"

That's all we need to know.