Atheists & Agnostics

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts) Fri Jun 19, 2015, 09:32 AM Jun 2015

God's Plan.

I just saw this on Reddit and it gave me a chuckle.

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God's Plan. (Original Post) deucemagnet Jun 2015 OP

you'd think god would have better things to do RussBLib Jun 2015 #1

we're god's ant farm corkhead Jun 2015 #2

In the indie film short "Back Xxxmas".... AlbertCat Jun 2015 #4

Or fly farm ... Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #5

Sounds like a smiting to me. deucemagnet Jun 2015 #3

I truly RussBLib Jun 2015 #7

You're welcome! deucemagnet Jun 2015 #9

I'd add one> BlueJazz Jun 2015 #6

Mysterious ways, BlueJazz, mysterious ways. n/t deucemagnet Jun 2015 #10

I think of this every time I hear "God's plan". Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #8

That's my favorite Depeche Mode song. deucemagnet Jun 2015 #11

That's a new one for me. Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #12

RussBLib

(9,666 posts)

1. you'd think god would have better things to do

Reply to deucemagnet (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 09:52 AM

Jun 2015

I guess it was god's plan for me to have acute appendicitis.
But then, it was god's plan for me to seek good medical care and to be healed.
Now it's god's plan for me to stay home for two weeks.
Where does it end?
Sad that so many people can't see through all the BS.

corkhead

(6,119 posts)

2. we're god's ant farm

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 10:27 AM

Jun 2015

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

4. In the indie film short "Back Xxxmas"....

Reply to corkhead (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 10:41 AM

Jun 2015

....god is playing a portable video game....which is our existence. He gets bored with it quickly.

OMG.... It's on YouTube....of course (isn't everything?)

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

5. Or fly farm ...

Reply to corkhead (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 11:01 AM

Jun 2015

As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods. They kill us for their sport. ~Gloucester, King Lear, Bill Shakespeare

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)

3. Sounds like a smiting to me.

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 10:38 AM

Jun 2015

Gods love to smite. Just look at the Malaysian earthquake due to nekkid folks on a holy mountain. Smiting. You must have somehow pissed off God with your blasphemous atheist antics. God must be awfully mad at that medical staff for undoing a good smiting.