and don't mind noodles that can double as bubble gum, these are for you.

Or you can realize that deficiency diets are ridiculous and just eat carbs under your spaghetti sauce.

but this certainly looks like an abomination unto the FSM.

once your system is balanced, you will have no issues. they are Prebiotics, meaning the soluble fiber in them promotes gut health.
I eat them every day...(I'm on a lower protein diet) and they are a godsend!

"Miracle" Noodles? Yeah, right, just like the picture of Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich. I call bullshit on the miracle.

But what do I know.

nothing else is kosher. And please don't try to serve whole wheat pasta, it is a mockery.

I want more gluten.

And no it won't make your dick fly off.
(a South Park joke)