Here is what it says about their channel:

Pornsexturbation (That's actually the name of their channel)

Quote:

So.... Jesus told butt sex jokes?


(don't hide me! It was a gentle joke!)

Odd, they have such a lot in common.

....... grow up!

Wouldn't want to experience any pleasure....by yourself. Or at all apparently.


And I'm not having any lustful thoughts about a woman.

And if you are not having fun with sex, you probably aren't gonna be any good at it....



Religion is ridiculous.

And probably masturbating with SATAN!!!!!

That's a combination of a double dutch rudder and the stranger.

I had to look up "double dutch rudder"!!

Simple, but effective.

but I know that masturbation helps keep the prostate exercised and is probably the best thing you can do to avoid prostate cancer.

That Biblical line of "don't spill your seed on the ground" or whatever exactly it says has caused about as much stupidity, guilt, and suffering as anything.

So the whole pullout game thing is sending our youth to hell!

Using a tissue is more sanitary.

When I was a young teen I thought the Dallas Cowboys lost football games because god was punishing me for masturbating. There was a couple seasons there where the guilt, while hilarious to me know, was mind-crushing. I was miserable and hated myself for not being able to stop.

it just isn't in me. I'm in a regular weekly pick 'em pool every season. Always pick the Cowboys. There was a year in the late 80s where they lost every game but one. I won the pool that week by 1.

I'm probably not a very good gambler.

in 20 years. Keep up the good work

I'm running out of socks...


12 and 4 last year - looooongest football season in a while...

and hate the Cowboys. That being said, Dez caught that ball.

lol, i can't even think about it. Makes my head fizz.

Practice makes perfect so work on your solo act now..."