then nothing and nobody can alter god's plan. That being the case, if you believe god has a plan and you believe god is all powerful then everything that happens is part of that plan. If it happens, it's in the plan. If it doesn't happen, it's not in the plan.

So next time someone says "God's plan is for me to be rich." remind them if god wanted you to be rich, you'd be rich. Since you're not, god really wants you to be piss poor.

And for sure don't say "Thank god that earthquake victim was found alive under the rubble," don't forget to thank god for the hundreds buried under the rubble who did not survive, because that's the way god wanted it to happen.

Maybe court TV would help them out?

...
God wants goodness
God wants light
God wants mayhem
God wants a clean fight
...
God wants peace
God wants war
God wants famine
God wants chain stories
...

with a short skirt and long jacket.


Okay, now maybe that song will get stuck in my head and dislodge Tulsa Time.

So fame is both fleeting and relative, I suppose. Even so, did the rubberneckers who watched the show convert, or could they simply not avert their eyes from the train wreck that is a particularly zany religious philosophy? Inquiring minds want to know.

Is that there's actually an audience for this crap.