My computer is acting up and not showing the clip, but I think it's there.

And we already know what the response is anytime someone who likes some stuff in the bible is shown stuff that they don't like: "Well, that part isn't to be taken literally / is for a different time and place / etc."

The dickhead.

Ms Clinton says it's her favourite book. Perhaps Trump and Hilary should have a debate to prove which of them loves the Bible most.

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See the conservative Presbyterians battle the liberal Methodists! To the death of ALL their brain cells!

Back in third grade or so, we had a priest come in once a week at our Catholic school, and chat with us. One day he sprang a pop quiz on us. He told us to list on a piece of paper as many of the books of the Bible that we could. You know, Genesis, Revelation, John, Corinthians, and everyone's favorite, Deuteronomy. I think everyone's page was blank. At that time, I didn't even understand the question, and I was not alone.

This bothered the priest to no end. He went near ballistic. He had to be quieted down by the nuns and led away. No kidding. He never chatted with us again.

I think we should spring this pop quiz on all the candidates, including Hillary. I would bet that Trump couldn't even name one.

...we should expand on this...


The Book of Hypocrisy, Chapter 6, Verses 2 to 4....

An he spake saying, thou shall notist wear thy hair in big poofy bunches...

1. Jesus Christ and the Philosopher's Stone
2. Jesus Christ and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Jesus Christ and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Jesus Christ and the Goblet of Fire
5. Jesus Christ and the Order of the Phoenix
6. Jesus Christ and the Half-Blood Prince
7. Jesus Christ and the Deathly Hallows

Return of the Walking Dead.

Of all the useless knowledge that still sticks around. It gets a little fuzzy at the nd, and I don't think I could spell Gallations properly, but just naming them is a trick I could do.

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[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal] Whether you are talking history, morality, or simple story telling, just about every single book ever written is better than the bible.[/font]

A book I seriously considered burning, was better fiction than the bible. How could someone who wrote such a great book (Catch22) write such a turd.