You're the best!

If I wasn't already attached I'd marry that guy, funny as hell, loves animals, atheist...what a catch!

And you're pretty awesome too.

...please meet your newest subscriber!

We have all you can eat brunch buffet every Sunday and you should receive your membership packet shortly.

Make sure you put the badge, rubber chicken and secret decoder ring in a safety deposit box because those things aren't cheap.

Well, okay they are but so is management, we have to pay for new ones if we lose ours.

Not you, BMUS, our new friend.

Heddi's just started the album, you can add your own.

Can I get a vermin badge? I've wanted one since forever.... maybe I should wait a while before asking for such considerations.

Welcome new member! Now you've found us get ready for some fun.

I'll let admin know you didn't get your vermin badge and they'll get you all set up.

We do know how to have fun, don't we?

One of the funniest threads on DU evah!

You can deposit the blood of the innocent over there on the left. And we'll get a copy of our plan to destroy humanity out to you shortly.

(It was so cheap to furnish this place)

But add mine to the group!

If you would like, I can send you to my pinterest board full of delicious baby recipes!

We try to stay hidden.....you know, under the topic of "religion & spirituality", just where you would expect it. Glad you finally found us. We get sick and tired of each other and love to see new faces now and then.

Boy did I need a laugh today! Thanks BMUS

I love Stephen Fry too!

She can have mine. I never use the damn things. And get off my lawn! Bad jokes aside, I hope she's OK.

NOTE TO NEW MEMBERS - ignore all rumors in other DU Groups about the "Evil Atheist Conspiracy" and our alleged "black helicopters." We never had any black helicopters and if we did, we would have long ago updated them to atheist drones, as shown below. (To get that bad joke, you'll have to look into the "R" group.)

Atheist Drone:

They're coming for your binkie.

..... I forget.

And when is the Neo-New Atheist threat starting.... I've misplaced my agenda....


I have GOT to stop smoking weed! I can't find anything!

"Sure we can say it. I don't know what it means but we can say it."