Let me know if you need someone to perform a wedding. It is in our vows to not take any money.

you would be the one to do the deed. I would even serve bacon at the reception, since I love bacon...one could say that I almost worship it.

or I couldn't be a minister. They are very welcoming of vegetarian brothers and sisters.

*bmus puts down torch and pitchfork and goes home*


Peace, brother Goblinmonger.

See... I have 2 friends, a couple, Mack and Bill, whom we refer to lovingly as "Mack and Cheese". (Bill said "Great, I'm cheese." and I reminded him everyone loves cheese.) They want to get married at the end of the month at my beach house.

My friend, another Bill, and I are trying to figure out how to make a wedding "cake" out of Mac & Cheese (Bill makes a mean 3 or 4 different cheeses version...often with minced ham). I thought if it was baked... like you used to get at the school cafeteria... it would hold its shape. (and have those yummy crunchy, crisp edges). Like just mash the Mac & Cheese into 3 different sized round cake pans, bake them and then stack and decorate (with cherry tomatoes? something green? Watercress?)

Any suggestion are welcome, BTW.


We figured if it didn't work and hold its shape, we'd just dump it in a love-er-ly bowl, grate some more cheese on top and eat the damn stuff!

Oh man! Perfect!

Thanx

A modern church that smells really great.

The church encourages its members to follow the 9 Commandments: be skeptical; respect boundaries; normalise atheists; normalise religion; have fun; be good; be generous; praise bacon; and protest bias in the law.