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Related: About this forumTeacher Allegedly Forces 4-Year-Old to Write With Right Hand, 'Cause the Left One Belongs to Satan
The anonymous hero teacher didnt bother contacting the boys mother, Alisha Sandsalso a left-hander and therefore under Satans powerjust told the boy to write with his right hand from now on, and told that ol devil to let that child be!
But Sands and Satan cottoned onto what happened when they noticed young Zayde writing with his right (on so many levels!) hand at home, and challenged him about the change.
I just asked Is there anything his teachers ever asked about his hands? And he raises this one and says this ones bad, Sands told NewsChannel 4.
She wrote a note to the teacher with her demonic left hand, and got back an article explaining that lefties are unlucky, evil, and sinister, and the devil himself is left-handed.
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beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)His teacher actually tied his left hand to the back of his chair to prevent him from writing. He was afraid to tell my parents so I did, my father rarely got angry but this sent him over the moon.
Unfortunately the teacher's tactic worked and my brother's handwriting is illegible.
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Anyone who believes this crap is Delusional.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)I'm so confused now. Should he keep the Evil Left Hand busy or not?
trotsky
(49,533 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Jay Hathaway
9/22/15 11:00am
Im pretty sure that once I hit about 12-13, it was my right hand that belonged to Satan.
Read the replies, they're hilarious.
RussBLib
(9,666 posts)If I was the parent, I would insist on that.
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)to campaign with the teacher.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)I have seen Obama using his left hand to write.
I didn't realize that they were still doing this with lefties. I hope that this situation gets resolved and it apparently will not be resolved locally, since it is Oklahoma.
Warpy
(113,130 posts)and it happened to me, aided and abetted by my mother.
To this day, I hold a pencil oddly and write nearly upside down. However, I can use things like right handed scissors, so it's not all bad.
mountain grammy
(27,273 posts)attended Catholic school said the same thing. Some were broken, most were not. But that was the old nuns, can't believe it's happening in public schools.
Warpy
(113,130 posts)and the dimwit teacher undoubtedly heard it from an uneducated preacher.
SwissTony
(2,560 posts)But it was never "because" of Satan. Wev had to use pens that you dipped in an inkwell n lefties tended to smear what they had just written.
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)SwissTony
(2,560 posts)I've got identical twin daughters. One's a leftie and one's a rightie. Often happens with identicals. But the leftie was allowed to write with her left hand.
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)And reasons
Duppers
(28,246 posts)just cut her left hand off?
Makes as much fucking sense.
olddots
(10,237 posts)even before organized religion dumbth .Naturally the logically deprived call themselves the RIGHT like we're the wrong .