The same people that were condemning Kim Davis as a repulsive bigot were raving that Blank Frank was "inspiring" and wonderful.

voila! Instant respect!


(Take it from a costume designer)

but attack anyone who points out he's a bigot. DUers fighting for LGBTQ equality and reproductive choice are somehow the enemies to be silenced, and NOT the guy leading a billion-person-strong organization with uncountable wealth who is actively (and literally!) preaching against both.

in our jury system.

No one would get hidden for calling a Republican politician with the same positions as the pope those names. Why should Blank Frank get a pass?

Right? Well, ok..some of us more than others (yeah, you). Myself, I'm way out in front of Blank Frank on pretty much every issue, whereas he's either late to the party or disgustingly wrong. I'm thinking he should be getting his inspiration from ME!

is a possibility. Or I might just have one of those secret conspiratorial Vatican hits squads whack her.

(all apologies to AC PBUH)

don't make me pull out the boobs. I will totally pull out the boobs.

on BOTH of your sub-popes. If you force me to.

I got some pasties at the burleque a few months ago. I thought they were $10 a pair but they were $30. By the time I found out I was too far into the deal to withdraw. So I paid $30 for some hand-made-by-a-burlesque-performer pasties. They're purple



I haven't used them yet. You apply them with double-sided tape. Double damn sided tape. Who knew?!

I don't know if I can go for a religion that doesn't allow for tassels.

Oh let me guess Mr. Big Guy -- what's next -- no glitter?

jesus. You people and your reformations

In other words, you are going to suck as pope.

I wish I was as noble as Billy Jack. Half Indian, Half White Ex-Green Beret. He stood his ground, and kicked motherfuckers in the face.

as you could imagine. But he had a cooler hat than the pontiff.

Toupee tape is an essential component of every on-set wardrobe persons' supply box.

our modern names weren't meant for these antiquated titles I'm afraid.

Hey look! It's grampa Jaedhyne! And Aunt Raeheyennahgh

Hurricane Joaquin!

Those telling us to stop hating the homophobia and misogyny of the RCC have questionable priories as well.

How dare he take their food!!!!

(or did he take them all to a nice Italian restaurant?)

I guess that's just the baby-eating Atheist in me showing.