and their dead Gramma lookin' down from Heaven. It enhances the naughtiness for them, I imagine. Which is kinda weird. But, hey, who am I to judge.

but he wasn't judgmental.

that hates your girlfriend. Imagine that things are getting intimate. Love is in the air, and your lady is up on top, while you relax and enjoy the scene. Then, you feel your cat lay across your calves. You wonder "what the hell is going on?". Then, your girlfriend screams because your cat decided to plant her claws in your girlfriend's butt. Yeah, kind of freaky. Said girlfriend never returned.

wrapped around my ankle, chewing on my shinbone.

Been married to said girlfriend for twenty years.

Well, except for the biting part

I'm reminded of the woman who wrote to Dear Abby (I think) to complain that her husband was no longer able to have sex with her after his mother died and the pastor had told him she was watching down from Heaven...

(I shouldn't laugh, really)

Would have been even funnier if there were six or eight feet in that billboard.

I got over it.