I'm a long time contributor to this group and am among friends. I have it on good authority that the hosts don't mind pleasant diversions.

Feel free to hide this thread if it upsets you.

I'm not sure what zombies have to do with Atheists & Agnostics.

Buy since Zombie Jesus is a touchy subject I thought it would be more appropriate to put it here instead of in the religion forum.

Over the years we have discussed countless different subjects and shared personal thoughts and observations that have nothing to do with atheism in this group, in fact that's why most of us are so close and are friends outside of DU. Why on earth would I stop now?


* note to jury

Disclaimer: this is the atheist and agnostic group where we poke fun at religion. If Zombie Jesus offends you it's probably a good idea to avoid this group during Easter.

Which reminds me, I need to pick one for this year. Maybe I'll do a poll.

And Shaun of the Dead.

And Dead Alive.

So many good ones.

Zombies and Nazis together at last.

Where do you see in the rules that an atheist or agnostic can't post a lighthearted OP if it takes their fancy?

I'm asking as a host who's pretty particular about protecting the safe haven nature of A&A.

specifically since I believe I'm the only person on the planet who knows what Jazzy Jean Leggings are.

although I say that. Maybe a sports bra, just to cut down on chafing and so I could run without bruising my face and knees

I would never wear another stupid underwire but I might decide to go with a sport bra to keep the girls in place when I run.

I hate the word Jeggings

The best of both worlds. And I hate "jeggings" too.

None of them look like jeans. They look like leggings. I have a pair that have mountains on them. Since I work from home (heh hehehehehehhhehehe) my work outfit has gone from PJ's (Scrubs) to, well, leggings and t-shirts. From one comfortable outfit to another ha ha haha! Also at least working from home means no bra and no shoes, either. I don't know which item of clothing I hate more: shoes or bras.

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The shoes are the first thing to go when I get home, then the bra.

and into some proper work clothes, and paint your toenails. I work from home too... retired!

I bought a pair, and loved them so much I went back and bought three more---one in every jeans color they had. Then I dumped the "real" jeans in the charity pile.

Sure it stinks to high heaven but the Z's leave it alone. (He doesn't wear it at night while he waddles around in his native alien look which I understand is close to Jabba the Hut's.)

You beat me to it.....

With the other brain-dead zombies

Think of zombies trying to unwrap their dinner. I think they'd just get bored and go after an easier meal.

There is no way I could manage to be fast food.

The helmet makes sense.

(paraphrasing) I don't have to be able to outrun a zombie, I just have to be able to outrun you.

I saw a t-shirt that said "I would push you in front of a zombie to save my cat."

The problem is two-fold:
1. They never stop. All they have to wait until you can't go anymore. Kind of like persistent hunting.
2. Hordes are the problem. Which can usually be avoided if you are smart, but once you get more than a couple, you are likely in big trouble.

But, seriously, you're going to pull a Shane?

Pull a Shane? To save my cat? Absolutely!

And, truthfully, if it were either I die or I put a bullet in the knee of the random guy next to me so I can get away...blam blam motherfucker.

And yeah, unless I was with a loved one I would probably be pulling a lot of Shane.

If I knew what that particular fashion choice was called I would add it. You could just select 'other'.

LordQuentin's LoungeWear

...Jeeves, please retrieve my studded codpiece..."

It is wrong on so many levels

1 million points to Gryffindor. You win 1 internets.

You silly, godless fool. The Internets belong to all of us. Just ask Mr Blur.

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So he can hoard all of the internets for himself.

Because he's an internet hoarder

Even though my man-boobs probably needs one...

That actually sounds like something Patton Oswalt would say.

You just need to remember to double tap.

But eventually we're going to run out of bullets, when that happens we'll have to use clubs, knives, swords, etc and constant exposure to blood spatter and gore can be hard on fabrics.

Just make sure you double tape. Oh, enjoy the little things also.

I am sure the zombies would all melt seeing my fat behind dressed like that

Because a Zombie apocalypse would probably be the most metal thing evar.

but it didn’t help.

Surely there must be a fashion designer somewhere who will accept a challenge.

...for a day before the chaffing became too much.

Then I'd then ditch the armor and be reduced to deciding among the old standard Sword and Shield, Glaive or Katana.

I think Katana wins out as being the most nimble and light weight overall for those quick retreats from the swarm.

But similar to Warpy, I'm older and out of shape, compared to the 20-something competition, and would likely lose a foot race with any Fast Zombies™ or even some of the Fast Walkers™.

Either way, I would go down swinging while trying and knock as many of those damn red-maga-hats to the ground as possible.

I'd do my best Gimili impression at Helms Deep: "Sixteen", "Seventeen", "Eighteen-ah"...



I wish I could end up sitting pretty on 43.

There are plenty of other varieties of escapism but there's nothing like a good zombie apocalypse to get the creative juices flowing.

I would probably wear what I normally wear. Cargo pants. Matches? Got it. Multi tool? Got it. Knife? In the belt. Two way radio? Right leg pocket. More bullets? Yep. Map? Back pocket. Phone/video player containing zombie movies for training purposes? Left leg pocket. Space remaining for scavenging? Oh yeah.
NeoGreen: Remember, the big ones still only count as one!

A knapsack would just slow you down and if you were separated from the group you'd need the basics. I would add a water bottle with filter and/or purification tablets. And some rope. Oh and duct tape.