Atheists & Agnostics

Brainstormy

(2,428 posts) Thu Nov 9, 2017, 05:05 PM Nov 2017

In the You Can't Make this Shit Up Department

Alabama auditor invokes (adult) Joseph and (very young virgin) Mary to defend Roy Moore against allegations of molesting a teen.

Link here: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/alabama-state-auditor-defends-roy-moore-against-sexual-allegations-invokes-mary-and-joseph/article/2640217

But tell me if you don't think there were better defenses. I mean David was a rapist and God made him a king. Abraham pimped his own wife and fathered a great nation. Lot did it with his daughters, possibly becoming his own father-in-law. Examples abound. Why didn't he just say, God is perfectly OK with all manner of sick hanky panky.

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In the You Can't Make this Shit Up Department (Original Post) Brainstormy Nov 2017 OP

Should woulda coulda. It's all the same! Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #1

This is just all so plain sick sick sick. Doreen Nov 2017 #2

Not part of the 10 commandments lapfog_1 Nov 2017 #3

God is okay with it... forgotmylogin Nov 2017 #4

Sarah pimped out her maid Angry Dragon Nov 2017 #5

God was the one who raped Mary Angry Dragon Nov 2017 #6

good point! n/t Brainstormy Nov 2017 #7

you owe me a key board! rurallib Nov 2017 #8

as long as Moore waves his Bible around RussBLib Nov 2017 #9

Corvo Bianco

(1,148 posts)

1. Should woulda coulda. It's all the same!

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 05:07 PM

Nov 2017

Pedophiles suck. Yes, even if they're God.

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

2. This is just all so plain sick sick sick.

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 05:08 PM

Nov 2017

lapfog_1

(30,147 posts)

3. Not part of the 10 commandments

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 05:08 PM

Nov 2017

so it's right with God!

forgotmylogin

(7,674 posts)

4. God is okay with it...

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 05:14 PM

Nov 2017

BUT NO GAY STUFF.

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

5. Sarah pimped out her maid

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 05:15 PM

Nov 2017

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

6. God was the one who raped Mary

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 05:28 PM

Nov 2017

And Ziegler would have been pissed if it was one of his children

Brainstormy

(2,428 posts)

7. good point! n/t

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 06:08 PM

Nov 2017

rurallib

(63,196 posts)

8. you owe me a key board!

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Thu Nov 9, 2017, 09:09 PM

Nov 2017

note to self - swallow then open the OP

RussBLib

(9,666 posts)

9. as long as Moore waves his Bible around

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Fri Nov 10, 2017, 05:23 PM

Nov 2017

the good people of Alabama are just fine with whatever Moore did or does.

Pretty fucking sad that all you have to do is thump the Bible and tons of people love you

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