Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumSo, did everyone survive
The day of Praying the Atheists away? I'm still here, and atheist AF.
Croney
(4,864 posts)I didn't feel a thing.
Random Boomer
(4,243 posts)I'm sure if I'd known I'd would now be a pile of ash or something, but darn, that flaming sword missed me this time. Maybe next time better luck.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,837 posts)white I was sleeping. If so, I hope this one is a dimension where TFG doesn't exist.
Farmer-Rick
(11,211 posts)Over people being atheist?
Geeze, if wishes were horses we'd all be trampled to death.
Probatim
(2,991 posts)Texaswitchy
(2,962 posts)Missn-Hitch
(1,383 posts)rurallib
(63,119 posts)You'd think they could aim them things better what with Gawd helping them
luv2fly
(2,478 posts)The ones who didn't survive can't respond.
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Progressive dog
(7,197 posts)I'm sure they'll keep trying.
Delmette2.0
(4,258 posts)There are between 8,000 and 12,000 gods that are worshiped.
sanatanadharma
(4,068 posts)I was masticating my gnocchi when I felt a chill down my gnostic spine.
Must have been the agnostics praying.
Remember that early in Christian history there was a (so called) heresy among the churches.
Ultimately the 'Gnostic' teaching was defeated by orthodox opposition.
Thus the surviving dominate Christian tradition is officially opposed to "gnosticism' and thus is truly 'agnostic'.
zuul
(14,654 posts)It was just my cat trying to kill me. Not this time, you evil bastard.
Chainfire
(17,757 posts)appleannie1
(5,193 posts)KS Toronado
(19,394 posts)instead of bullets, being the 2nd Amendment lovers they are.
getagrip_already
(17,182 posts)That god came down and smote all of those "believers" who were using her name to usurp her power for evil purposes.
Then I realized it was just one of my cats standing on my chest looking for nom-nom's.
I'm still here and my cat s are happy.
mountain grammy
(27,168 posts)Got up, said a prayer, ate an Indica gummy and went to sleep. Just kidding about the prayer...
tiptonic
(765 posts)Out of a family of about 25, I'm the only atheist. Our family gatherings (the bubble of ignorance), can be 'interesting'.
BlueMTexpat
(15,484 posts)But I thought it was because I had been cleaning the house, including carrying the vacuum cleaner up and down the stairs.
I am nearly 78, after all.
But I am still present and accounted for, although I am more agnostic than atheist.
sarge43
(29,131 posts)didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.
Still don't buy it. Better luck next time, Jethro.
flying_wahini
(7,943 posts)The King of Prussia
(743 posts)Were we included?
emily333
(25 posts)scarytomcat
(1,706 posts)I have never seen any god answer any prayer
Traildogbob
(9,859 posts)The mega church preachers are PREYING to save our souls. Donations will allow you to go get your mansions and streets of gold in a white paradise for eternity.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,570 posts)I got better.
Warpy
(113,093 posts)which is exactly how well I found prayer worked when I was a little kid my elders were trying to bully into being a Catholic.
That didn't work, either.
joshdawg
(2,706 posts)And planning on staying here a good while longer.
RussBLib
(9,649 posts)if we believer REALLY REALLY hard then MAYBE something will happen.
I still SMDH at all the people who still have this need for some supreme being.
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)I really didn't pay attention to the date.