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frogmarch

(12,226 posts)
Wed Aug 10, 2022, 04:26 AM Aug 2022

Christian nesting dolls

When I was a little kid, I loved my matryoshka dolls - you know, those little Russian nesting dolls that fit inside each other. I decided to look on the Internet for some to buy for my little great-granddaughter.

That's when I came across Life of Jesus nesting dolls - and realized that, holy crap, one of the Jesuses has nail holes in his palms! I ordered a set of woodland animal matryoshkas instead.

Here's the Jesus matroyshkas:



Larger image here:

https://www.glowuniverse.com/life-of-jesus-nesting-dolls-1-sets

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Christian nesting dolls (Original Post) frogmarch Aug 2022 OP
oops, double posted frogmarch Aug 2022 #1
Why did you post this to the ItsjustMe Aug 2022 #2
Safe haven for ridicule? Croney Aug 2022 #5
Because I'm an atheist. frogmarch Aug 2022 #6
To no surprise, the Evangelical Pastor set has the pastor inside the little child. TheBlackAdder Aug 2022 #3
At first I thought I saw Joseph, Mary, and Baby Jesus, Croney Aug 2022 #4
That's hilarious progressoid Aug 2022 #7
Jazz Hands Jesus is kinda cute! Docreed2003 Aug 2022 #8
Ewe, that purple robed one is supposed to be a Dead Jesus Farmer-Rick Aug 2022 #9

frogmarch

(12,226 posts)
6. Because I'm an atheist.
Wed Aug 10, 2022, 09:26 AM
Aug 2022

I should have added "Christians are effing weird!" to my post.

I wasn't searching for Jesus nesting toys. I happened onto it while looking for fun matryoshkas.

Croney

(4,925 posts)
4. At first I thought I saw Joseph, Mary, and Baby Jesus,
Wed Aug 10, 2022, 06:33 AM
Aug 2022

and wondered who the other two guys were, but I see they are all Jesus, and the one with holey hands seems really thrilled to show them off.

Pretty creepy.

progressoid

(50,757 posts)
7. That's hilarious
Wed Aug 10, 2022, 11:09 AM
Aug 2022

My mother-in-law has about a dozen different nativity scenes. I think the most insane looking one was Native American themed.

She thinks (incorrectly) that each of her grand-daughters would like one!

Farmer-Rick

(11,460 posts)
9. Ewe, that purple robed one is supposed to be a Dead Jesus
Sat Aug 13, 2022, 08:21 AM
Aug 2022

They need to add more blood and maybe some guts and blue lips, pale skin. To really get the look of a tortured and dead Jesus he needs blood dripping down his face, agony on his face, more like that Mel Gibson movie.

That little happy sleeping Jesus doesn't give off that tortured, slowly murdered and hung up for everyone to mock vibe.

Bloody Christians really soft pedal all the torture of their magical being.

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