Tales From The Grassy Knoll: a round-up of woo reactions to current events
For those of you for whom the theory of a single gun-nut drunk on white power shooting up a Sikh temple because he thought they were Muslims sounds like some kind of meth-addled crazy talk, here are some alternate explanations courtesy of Alex Jones eminently reasonable Info-Wars blog.
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The filthy homosexual luciferian mafia scum theory:
As I stated in a previous comment on another subject all related in the grand scheme of things. 350,000 Russian troops here training with US military, and ready to rock and roll in the slaughter/round up of US citizens and gun confiscation. These shooters in Aurora, CO and here at the Temple are Russian Spetznaz troops being directed and armed by soetoro and his handlers via the cia and military black ops. Look for much more death and mayhem to occur by the hands of the enemy that be, while being blamed on so called White Crazies. These filthy homosexual luciferian mafia scum will stop at nothing to destory our freedoms, liberties and our Constitutional Republic. Get ready to defend yourselves and your families at all cost folks the LineInTheSand is being drawn
The UFO & Exxon theory:
The first witness is Amardeep Kaleka an EMMY award winning director. His father was shot. He is currently working on a documentary called Sirius with Dr. Greer which aims to expose a lot of the secrecy surrounding the UFO subject. It will also expose the suppression of technologies that would eliminate the need for fossil fuels.
Wait! No! It was CIA Manchurian Ultra Zombies:
We all predicted that there will be more and more of these CIA brainwashed MK ultra zombies used to attack innocents with firearms and blame it on all gun owners, our second amendment rights, all conservatives, patriots, constitutionalists and libertarians so they can enact total gun bans and arrest and interm all of us who will stand in the way of their new world order communist overthrow of our country.
Off topic, but this just in: the Mars Curiosity rover is just as fake as the moon landing:
There isnt any possible man made structure that can ever be made to proect any living creature that will withstand the lethal mega-dose of radiation from the Van Allen belts.
http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/08/06/tales-from-the-grassy-knoll/