and convinced they found a nice rock, hewn and polished by Martian sandstorms.

with your logic and reality.

There's no way this is a rock:

Look at the rock at the bottom left of the circle - same color and shine. The "tail" is an optical illusion created by the rocks above it and differences in elevation of the sand. Cool picture, though.

Obviously you're a shill for the Martian Secret Rodent coalition.

from MST3K!