Q: Why was the homeopath a poor student?

A: .etartnecnocxtonxdluocxeH

Because that Einstein "quote" is rather iffy, at the very most.

in both senses of the word.

It was purely scientific but rather... unfriendly.

She has her own witch doctor...er...provider...who painstakingly came up with individualized remedies based on personalities and historical interviews. I think my sisters remedy has ground up roaches in it. Anyway, she told me about a really bad cold she had. The provider gave her the remedy and she was all better in three days!

We were on the phone when she told me about this evidence.

She said, "what's that noise?"

"My head beating on the desk"

After I commented that it was strange we came from the same family she has declined to discuss her remedies with me since.