Just the other day, I was in McDonald's and ordered a big breakfast without hotcakes. The total came to $6.66. Trying to impress the cute girl behind the counter with my wit, I said "It's the breakfast of the beast, haha". She looked at me like I'd grown two heads and said "Que?".

Later that day, I spotted a license plate that had the number 57 in it which is the year a friend of mine was born. Also, when I came home, the clock radio said "3:14" and my wife asked me if I wanted a slice of pie.

I mean, what are the odds?

This preacher/devotee/whatever said, "I prayed for water and put my cup out the window and God filled it!"

Maher said, "God? Or sometimes it rains."

When I read predictions for my zodiac sign in paperprint-publications like magazines, the description somehow fits my actual personality and actual life.
But the descriptions made on internet-sites for my zodiac-sign in general don't fit my personality.

This is proof that paper is magic and electronics is not.