A local psychic is on Facebook offering $20 off on psychic readings
Turns out that she typically charges $70, so what a bargain!
Seventy fucking dollars. Seventy.
I have said it many times: I could make a killing if it weren't for these pesky scruples. I guarantee that my "psychic" readings would be every bit as accurate as hers.
Let me know if you want a link to her page!
ret5hd
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(54,172 posts)TlalocW
(15,629 posts)Twisting balloons at the Plaza, but I always have a deck of cards with me. There was a tarot card reader 30 feet away from me, and I would occasionally stop people after they got a reading and offer them a free one by having them pick a card, and then I would force the Ace of Spades (Death Card) on them over and over.
Most people appreciated the humor.
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Orrex
(64,161 posts)I have no talent for card tricks, unless you count that time I gave myself a nasty paper cut while trying to learn a fancy shuffle.
That was a great way to demonstrate the silliness of the tarot reader. We have one of those in town, too, though now that I think of it she might be the same person.
PoliticAverse
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(1,918 posts)I loved that line