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Orrex

(64,161 posts)
Tue Feb 21, 2017, 03:15 PM Feb 2017

A local psychic is on Facebook offering $20 off on psychic readings

Turns out that she typically charges $70, so what a bargain!

Seventy fucking dollars. Seventy.



I have said it many times: I could make a killing if it weren't for these pesky scruples. I guarantee that my "psychic" readings would be every bit as accurate as hers.




Let me know if you want a link to her page!

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A local psychic is on Facebook offering $20 off on psychic readings (Original Post) Orrex Feb 2017 OP
Just have her text me. She should already know my number. ret5hd Feb 2017 #1
i knew last week this would happen. unblock Feb 2017 #2
I sometimes busk in Kansas City TlalocW Feb 2017 #3
That's pretty great. Orrex Feb 2017 #4
I only charge $20 to not tell people what I think about them. n/t PoliticAverse Feb 2017 #5
Lol TxDemChem Feb 2017 #6

TlalocW

(15,629 posts)
3. I sometimes busk in Kansas City
Tue Feb 21, 2017, 03:22 PM
Feb 2017

Twisting balloons at the Plaza, but I always have a deck of cards with me. There was a tarot card reader 30 feet away from me, and I would occasionally stop people after they got a reading and offer them a free one by having them pick a card, and then I would force the Ace of Spades (Death Card) on them over and over.

Most people appreciated the humor.

TlalocW

Orrex

(64,161 posts)
4. That's pretty great.
Tue Feb 21, 2017, 03:24 PM
Feb 2017

I have no talent for card tricks, unless you count that time I gave myself a nasty paper cut while trying to learn a fancy shuffle.


That was a great way to demonstrate the silliness of the tarot reader. We have one of those in town, too, though now that I think of it she might be the same person.

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