Just as he owes his current net worth (around $800 million) to Russian and Chinese loans.

A travesty of a mockery of a sham, as Woody Allen once said.

"Comrade Donald, I was hoping to retrieve a little something we lost some years ago."

"You got it, Vlad. Waddaya want?"

"Hmm. Alaska?"

It was a little more subtle than the Bush/Liver Lips/Scaliar heist in 2000; but electoral fraud nonetheless.

The GOP hasn't spent that last 15 years pushing easily-hacked read-and-write software-equipped tabulation machines for nothing. They knew the day would come when they could make the difference for them.

if they have been in prison, etc. But Republican states make it harder to vote. What treasonous jerks.

Russia and Cuba have been allies forever.

Besides, our problem isn't with Castro, Communists, or Russia. It's with interference in our democratic process - and that includes meddlers both foreign and domestic (think Citizens United).

While maggot burrows in.

the reality show idiot who communicates by Twitter. Let the show begin.