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kentauros

(29,414 posts)
11. See if the dolphins will pay Magrathea
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 12:28 AM
Aug 2014

to build you a planet. Get something creative instead of a boring old sphere

cbayer

(146,218 posts)
13. Hmmm….. my own planet.
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 02:13 AM
Aug 2014

Can I have anyone I want live there? Can I have some people just visit once in a while?

This sounds great!

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
16. You'd either have to have a ship with an Infinite Improbability Drive
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 11:59 AM
Aug 2014

or some kind of transporter device to get people there quickly. We don't want to bring attention to ourselves with the Vogons again. Maybe the dolphins have a watery wormhole you can use

cbayer

(146,218 posts)
17. There is a post below which has led me to conclude that you are absolutely wrong and
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 12:02 PM
Aug 2014

that dolphins actually go to heaven.

So you can keep your IID's and your paranoia about Vogons. I've already put in my reservation for heaven.

:wishing there was a tickle smiley:

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
18. Well, how do you know that Heaven isn't just another part
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 12:10 PM
Aug 2014

of the physical universe, if only that it's "heavenly" there?

Talk to the dolphins; they otter know.

cbayer

(146,218 posts)
19. Oh, now you have gone and completely confused me.
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 12:16 PM
Aug 2014

Did you know that all animals except land based mammals only sleep with half of their brains at a time?

That's just a little factoid I like to throw in there when I have completely lost my whale......

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
20. Didn't know that.
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 12:26 PM
Aug 2014

Although it sounds a bit like how horses sleep. Most of the time, they do a standing "sleep" for about fifteen minutes multiple times throughout the day. They only have one short period of (I think) two hours where it's deep, relaxing sleep. That's when you may see them lying or sitting on the ground.

Unless they're really doing Horse Yoga

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
22. It may or may not be true 'yoga'
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 04:00 PM
Aug 2014

as it may have something to do with taming as done by certain native South American peoples.





cbayer

(146,218 posts)
10. Now I don't know who to believe and I need to make my reservation.
Fri Aug 22, 2014, 09:17 AM
Aug 2014

I fear my days may be numbered.

cbayer

(146,218 posts)
15. Ok, that settles it. I am putting in my reservation today!
Sat Aug 23, 2014, 03:00 AM
Aug 2014

I hope they honor frequent flyer miles, because I think I've been to heaven many, many times.

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