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NBachers

(18,129 posts)
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 12:28 AM Jul 2023

I saw Asteroid City so that you don't have to

It’s ponderous, dull, and annoying in its self — conscious artificiality.

I often enjoy quirky movies, but the quirkiness in this film was so over — done that I was tired of it after the first five minutes. After the first 15 minutes, I was ready to leave, but I stuck around until I finished my popcorn. Once the popcorn was done, we left. I would pay the money again, just to not have to watch it.

I’m afraid the critics who are raving it up are scared to call it for the stinker it is because they don’t want to lose their access. So I’ll do it myself: this movie is a stinker. Avoid it.

I suppose there is something to “get“ about it, but really, it’s not worth the effort to claim that you “get“ it.

 Go patronize some high school play in your local community and give your money, time, and attention to someone who is making an honest effort, working on it, and deserves it.

I would actually be interested in hearing from someone with a different viewpoint. 

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I saw Asteroid City so that you don't have to (Original Post) NBachers Jul 2023 OP
Asteroid City? Wolf Frankula Jul 2023 #1
You could pretty much plug this review temporary311 Jul 2023 #2
Friend, I don't get it either. ZZenith Jul 2023 #5
You said it well Doc Sportello Jul 2023 #11
Yep Chi67 Jul 2023 #10
A premise for a good movie exists within this one but what was made is indeed a dull movie. LonePirate Jul 2023 #3
That's when I finally walked out - the lunch counter conversation with Johansson. NBachers Jul 2023 #4
There was a thread about this movie posted a few days ago Xavier Breath Jul 2023 #17
I still don't get what there is to get InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2023 #6
Take me down to the Asteroid City BWdem4life Jul 2023 #7
+1. From what I have read, sitting through the movie is far from paradise. n/t John1956PA Jul 2023 #8
Thanks! i will wait til its on netfix samnsara Jul 2023 #9
I saw it last week and loved it. royable Jul 2023 #12
This says it all for me ... marble falls Jul 2023 #13
It wasn't a late Friday night showing and it wasn't first week. royable Jul 2023 #14
And there we go- different people have different likes and dislikes - a well-rounded thread. NBachers Jul 2023 #15
Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 2023 #16
I'm looking forward to seeing it. bif Aug 2023 #18
It is on PEACOCK now, so I watched it, or I tried to. Eliot Rosewater Aug 2023 #19
Saw it last night and really enjoyed it bif Aug 2023 #20
It's possible to both like Wes Anderson Xavier Breath Aug 2023 #21
I thought it was style over substance. bif Aug 2023 #22
Oh, it looked great. Xavier Breath Aug 2023 #23
His next project is a short bif Aug 2023 #24
Right, that's the one appearing on Netflix. Xavier Breath Aug 2023 #25
it looks dull. I was hoping it was a sci fi movie BlueWaveNeverEnd Aug 2023 #26

temporary311

(957 posts)
2. You could pretty much plug this review
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 12:41 AM
Jul 2023

into any Wes Anderson movie for me. I've tried, but my tastes just aren't compatible with his style.

ZZenith

(4,321 posts)
5. Friend, I don't get it either.
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 02:17 AM
Jul 2023

The “suspension of disbelief” is so necessary for me to enjoy a movie, and I can’t watch one of his films without sensing the director in the room, the camera person, the grips, hell, even the makeup artist just outside of frame. And the dialogue is nowhere near clever enough to hold my attention.

Doc Sportello

(7,962 posts)
11. You said it well
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 07:40 AM
Jul 2023

I've tried with three or four of his movies and can't make it through them. I might have watched Rushmore all the way through but it was a chore. He is so overrated for exactly the reasons you mentioned. Here, loook at me, I'm the director. All style and no substance and unfortunately too many critics and fans buy into it.

LonePirate

(13,893 posts)
3. A premise for a good movie exists within this one but what was made is indeed a dull movie.
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 12:52 AM
Jul 2023

SPOILERS BELOW!!!

Although the black and white scenes explain the bulk of the story in Asteroid City, they should have been cut along with much of the pointless conversations between Schwartzman and Johansson. The movie should have focused exclusively on the asteroid and the surprise guests. I think a good movie could have been made from that. What Anderson gave us instead was barely above dreadful.

NBachers

(18,129 posts)
4. That's when I finally walked out - the lunch counter conversation with Johansson.
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 12:58 AM
Jul 2023

There’s a saying that goes “Don’t ever let them catch you acting.“ I guess this was supposed to be a wry take of it, were you caught everybody acting all the damn time. Didn’t work for me.

Xavier Breath

(5,005 posts)
17. There was a thread about this movie posted a few days ago
Thu Jul 20, 2023, 09:16 PM
Jul 2023

and in that one I remarked about how disappointed I was by this particular effort. I found the framing device he employed to be absolutely jarring. Each time it occurred and we got more play/actor exposition, I was pulled completely out of the story. It was wholly unnecessary.

In my book he hit his zenith with the one-two punch of Moonrise Kingdom and The Grand Budapest Hotel. Since then it's been three dogs in a row. Well, The French Dispatch had its moments, I guess.

BWdem4life

(2,463 posts)
7. Take me down to the Asteroid City
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 04:02 AM
Jul 2023

Where the lines are weak and the plot is shitty?

Thanks for the heads up, though I rarely watch movies anyway.

royable

(1,369 posts)
12. I saw it last week and loved it.
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 07:46 AM
Jul 2023

I found it funny and fascinating and I’ve continued to ruminate on it every day since. I’ve seen all of Wes Anderson’s films but one (his first), and while it may not have been the one I liked most, it was near the top. From several people’s comments, it sounds to me as though you were expecting or at least hoping for the film to be more traditional, and that’s not what Anderson does.
The several other theatre goers at the late showing I attended liked it too, I would say. There were lots of laughs and chuckles throughout, and no one left early. My two cents.

marble falls

(62,047 posts)
13. This says it all for me ...
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 08:42 AM
Jul 2023

"The several other theatre goers at the late showing" Several? At a Late Friday Night showing on opening week???

Even the Anderson culties didn't show up?

royable

(1,369 posts)
14. It wasn't a late Friday night showing and it wasn't first week.
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 12:28 PM
Jul 2023

And I didn’t interview the other theatre goers (who I didn’t know) to see if they were culties I also didn’t know there were Wes A. culties.
I was just reporting on my reactions and my experience at the theatre, and I can understand why some people wouldn’t care for Anderson’s work and this movie. It’s not for everyone.

NBachers

(18,129 posts)
15. And there we go- different people have different likes and dislikes - a well-rounded thread.
Sat Jul 15, 2023, 02:36 PM
Jul 2023

Thanks for responding!

Response to NBachers (Original post)

Eliot Rosewater

(32,536 posts)
19. It is on PEACOCK now, so I watched it, or I tried to.
Sun Aug 13, 2023, 05:33 PM
Aug 2023

The first time I got 3 minutes past the opening credits and the 2nd time I got another 3 minutes, maybe 4.

I will try again and then fast forward to the end. I dont seem to care for it either.

What I want to see is Oppenheimer.

bif

(23,975 posts)
20. Saw it last night and really enjoyed it
Tue Aug 15, 2023, 08:16 AM
Aug 2023

I guess either you like Wes Anderson or you don't. I love his whacky sense of humor.

Xavier Breath

(5,005 posts)
21. It's possible to both like Wes Anderson
Tue Aug 15, 2023, 04:21 PM
Aug 2023

and not like this movie. Practically everyone in this thread is a testament to that. I too enjoy his sense of humor. But, he made a clunker IMHO. Better luck to us all with his next film.

bif

(23,975 posts)
22. I thought it was style over substance.
Mon Aug 21, 2023, 03:36 PM
Aug 2023

The story was a bit weak. But the visuals were very entertaining. Not his best film, but enjoyable none the less.

Xavier Breath

(5,005 posts)
23. Oh, it looked great.
Mon Aug 21, 2023, 04:13 PM
Aug 2023

The color portions looked like a live-action Roadrunner cartoon, and I say that with sincere praise.

Whenever his next theatrical release occurs I'll go and see it. Unfortunately, I believe his next project is with Netflix, so I won't be seeing that.

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