I soaked up the spill with a towel, but maybe I'll have a dog by the next spill.

A roommate and I ruined the carpet in one of our apartments that way. It was bad, but we always knew how we could make ourselves feel better...

Wipe up the main mess, take a smoke break, then clean.

I share your roommate experiences, it was also a lot worse back then since I used larger bongs and would spill about 100 mL. This spill was only about 20 mL.

Cat's under the bed - n' the dog is nudging the can of air spray in you direction. Take a hint!

which is probably a good thing since I had my leg amputated. I'll take your advice and give the room a spritz of air freshener.

How about THE HMS BONGWATER! or maybe a stoners after shave...

I know,I know....back in the box, mitch

I thought this would be a diversion from the more serious topics like the war and the 1/6 committee.

The comic book version.

I'm a curious towel so I better get some good belly laughs.

I'll probably listen to the music after I eat dinner.

Back on the olden days…long long ago…

I upset a vial of hash oil that was unwittingly on a time magazine I grabbed…

It sailed through the air in a spiral seemingly in slow motion. As it hit the carpeted floor, the cork popped out the glass broke and hash oil seeped into the carpet. For the rest of that lease, when we rolled a joint, we would rub that spot with the Big Bamboos.

The owner of the oil was very angry with me. 🤷🏼‍♀️

My brother has a lot of durable medical equipment in the apartment for his job and he is really bad about tracking in mud. Meanwhile, the carpet is also showing abnormal wear and tear from me being in a wheelchair.

I didn't move around much when I was employed. I stayed at one apartment complex for 8 years and another one for 11 years so both carpets had to be replaced by the make ready crew.

Bet you've done that by now.

and I reloaded along with a brief nap. I treat myself kindly.

Yeah..that’s what I’d do… if…I had a small bong.

Literally, even clean bong water, eeeew.

such as brushes and the environmentally safe cleaning solution that has a citrus smell when the bong needs deep cleaning to remove resin. Otherwise, I usually change the bong water two or three times a day.