when Colorado is just next door?

Shit. Its only Satan.

That would be a depressing backdrop to outside group sex. I mean Oregon has majestic mountains, sparkling lakes, towering forests, alpine meadows and miles of beautiful shoreline. Why would you and twenty of you friends want to do it in a parking lot? Granted, it's closer to Stop n Go for slim jims and handi-wipes, but plan ahead.

Zombie attacks? Or just people who are partially dressed who have been rolling around on a hot blacktopped church parking lot wandering down to the Stop n Go for slim jims and handi-wipes? Jump to conclusions much?

Injecting THC into genitals is a thing? Having been an owner/operator of a set of genitals for over half a century, I have to say; I've never wanted to stab mine. Having been an imbiber of THC, there are better methods of ingestion. Cookies are nice.

Random Violent Deaths caused by the possible presence of a supernatural being? You are thinking of religion, not marijuana. People high on THC surrounded by idyllic scenery pass a joint and make sandwiches, not pass the torch and hunt witches.

Genesis 1:29 - And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Revelation 22:2 - In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, [was there] the tree of life, which bare twelve [manner of] fruits, [and] yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree [were] for the healing of the nations.

Genesis 9:3 - Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

Genesis 1:11 - And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, [and] the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed [is] in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

They just never quit, do they? No matter how much information piles up about smoking the herb.

Washington, Oregon, Colorado....in my lifetime!!

Oh, Nick Saban, not Nick Satan….