Cannabis

F4lconF16

(3,747 posts) Fri Oct 2, 2015, 07:53 PM Oct 2015

At what point do you know you're a stoner?

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	When you're dry, and you realize you could shake the bottle out for the last bits of broken nugs
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	When you're dry, and you realize you could scrape your bottles and grinder clean for more
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	When you're dry, and you realize that by doing a more thorough scrape, you could get at least another half bowl out of them
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	When you're dry, and you realize that your "weed shelf" where all your weed stuff is stored is coated with another half-bowl of smokable weed
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	When you're dry, and you decide that your leftover bits in your pipe are definitely scrapable and smokable if you got creative enough with a stainless steel screwdriver, a blowtorch, a glass plate, and a pen
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	When you're dry, and you realize that if you did an alcohol wash, the last bits of stuff in the pipe could be rinsed out and left to dry to become smokable
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	When you're actually, completely, 100% dry only after doing all the above and it's a sad day for humanity
	3 (75%)
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At what point do you know you're a stoner? (Original Post) F4lconF16 Oct 2015 OP

I have a test that is nearly 100% accurate in identifying stoners. Maedhros Oct 2015 #1

Don't tell anybody, but there's three of them in my room because I forgot where I put the first two F4lconF16 Oct 2015 #2

1988 A long DRY summer . orpupilofnature57 Oct 2015 #3

what is this "when you're dry" that you speak of...? mike_c Oct 2015 #4

That was my question too? hobbit709 Oct 2015 #12

When you actually grind up seeds and smoke them. Gregorian Oct 2015 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author F4lconF16 Oct 2015 #6

I remember the good old days, grinding up sticks and seeds.. mountain grammy Oct 2015 #7

One dry summer maybe 20 years ago I resorted to exhaling into a balloon.. frylock Oct 2015 #8

What fun--you get extra oxygen loss lol. nt F4lconF16 Oct 2015 #9

Good times.. frylock Oct 2015 #10

I have only begun to realize how spoiled I am to come of age in F4lconF16 Oct 2015 #11

Maedhros

(10,007 posts)

1. I have a test that is nearly 100% accurate in identifying stoners.

Reply to F4lconF16 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 07:55 PM

Oct 2015

Leave a paper clip lying around the subject. If the subject bends it into an L-shaped bong poke, they are a stoner.

F4lconF16

(3,747 posts)

2. Don't tell anybody, but there's three of them in my room because I forgot where I put the first two

Reply to Maedhros (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 07:58 PM

Oct 2015

orpupilofnature57

(15,472 posts)

3. 1988 A long DRY summer .

Reply to F4lconF16 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 07:59 PM

Oct 2015

mike_c

(36,363 posts)

4. what is this "when you're dry" that you speak of...?

Reply to F4lconF16 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 08:01 PM

Oct 2015

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)

12. That was my question too?

Reply to mike_c (Reply #4)

Mon Oct 5, 2015, 05:57 AM

Oct 2015

Gregorian

(23,867 posts)

5. When you actually grind up seeds and smoke them.

Reply to F4lconF16 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 08:17 PM

Oct 2015

Now I simply have to saunter off and have a bit of Durbin Berry.

Response to Gregorian (Reply #5)

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mountain grammy

(27,356 posts)

7. I remember the good old days, grinding up sticks and seeds..

Reply to F4lconF16 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 08:39 PM

Oct 2015

but no problems here in Colorado. Got a medical license 6 years ago and back to growing our own, legally. Good feeling.

frylock

(34,825 posts)

8. One dry summer maybe 20 years ago I resorted to exhaling into a balloon..

Reply to F4lconF16 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 10:41 PM

Oct 2015

and recycling the hit.

F4lconF16

(3,747 posts)

9. What fun--you get extra oxygen loss lol. nt

Reply to frylock (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 10:43 PM

Oct 2015

frylock

(34,825 posts)

10. Good times..

Reply to F4lconF16 (Reply #9)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 10:50 PM

Oct 2015

Did I mention that this was the schwaggiest butt mexi imaginable? Seeds AND gravel! The oxygen loss was a bonus! You took what you could get. But it's a wonderful time that we live in! I just popped a coaster on top of my IPA and stepped outside of my local hang for a couple of quick puffs of 02.

F4lconF16

(3,747 posts)

11. I have only begun to realize how spoiled I am to come of age in

Reply to frylock (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 2, 2015, 10:54 PM

Oct 2015

The era of legal weed in Seattle. I have only smoked the best, and only mid-grade once back in Portland. I mean, if I've got the good stuff, why not?

Do wish I was 21 and could actually enjoy the IPA with it haha

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