Cannabis

B Calm

(28,762 posts) Sun Nov 1, 2015, 01:55 PM Nov 2015

Marijuana let's the devil into your wiener says Republican mayor candidate!

Opal stopped by the WIOT 104.7 radio studio in Toledo to talk about her campaign platform, which, according to the Toledo Blade, basically consists of “Let’s build amusement parks downtown, marijuana lets the devil into your wiener, and also red light cameras fuckin’ suck, amirite?” But apparently everything went wrong on the radio, because she ended up having to speak tongues at the DJ, Fred LeFebvre, and rebuke him in the name of Jesus, because he didn’t take her seriously.

http://wonkette.com/594898/crazy-tongue-speaking-prophet-lady-running-for-mayor-of-our-hearts

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Marijuana let's the devil into your wiener says Republican mayor candidate! (Original Post) B Calm Nov 2015 OP

Obviously, you should not smoke grass Turbineguy Nov 2015 #1

Does the devil taste better than pink slime? Mnpaul Nov 2015 #2

That sounds about right. She must be speaking from experience leveymg Nov 2015 #3

Barring the cannabis, wasn't that one of the Chaucer stories? Erich Bloodaxe BSN Nov 2015 #4

Read Herodotus about how the Amazons were subdued by the Greeks leveymg Nov 2015 #7

So, the devil is in my wiener, is that why they scream "oh god, oh god"? NightWatcher Nov 2015 #5

I know, right? freebrew Nov 2015 #6

Oh, I wish I were a Marijuana Wiener. That is what I truly wish to be. jtuck004 Nov 2015 #8

Brava, brava! Mnemosyne Nov 2015 #9

You win! Fairgo Nov 2015 #10

Turbineguy

(38,373 posts)

1. Obviously, you should not smoke grass

Reply to B Calm (Original post)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 02:00 PM

Nov 2015

through your wiener. Maybe she needs to do a biology refresher class.

Mnpaul

(3,655 posts)

2. Does the devil taste better than pink slime?

Reply to B Calm (Original post)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 02:01 PM

Nov 2015

He might be an improvement over some of the crap they put in weiners.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)

3. That sounds about right. She must be speaking from experience

Reply to B Calm (Original post)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 02:29 PM

Nov 2015

Erich Bloodaxe BSN

(14,733 posts)

4. Barring the cannabis, wasn't that one of the Chaucer stories?

Reply to leveymg (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 02:42 PM

Nov 2015

The one about putting the devil back in hell when he got too proud?

(Nope, I was wrong, it was from Boccaccio's Decameron.)

leveymg

(36,418 posts)

7. Read Herodotus about how the Amazons were subdued by the Greeks

Reply to Erich Bloodaxe BSN (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 02:53 PM

Nov 2015

The ancients were not the prudes we've become. The devil has been around longer than the censor.

NightWatcher

(39,358 posts)

5. So, the devil is in my wiener, is that why they scream "oh god, oh god"?

Reply to B Calm (Original post)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 02:43 PM

Nov 2015

freebrew

(1,917 posts)

6. I know, right?

Reply to B Calm (Original post)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 02:51 PM

Nov 2015

jtuck004

(15,882 posts)

8. Oh, I wish I were a Marijuana Wiener. That is what I truly wish to be.

Reply to B Calm (Original post)

Sun Nov 1, 2015, 03:16 PM

Nov 2015

'
Cause if I were a Marijuana Wiener
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

...with the necessary apologies to oscar meyer.