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Related: About this forumMarijuana let's the devil into your wiener says Republican mayor candidate!
Opal stopped by the WIOT 104.7 radio studio in Toledo to talk about her campaign platform, which, according to the Toledo Blade, basically consists of Lets build amusement parks downtown, marijuana lets the devil into your wiener, and also red light cameras fuckin suck, amirite? But apparently everything went wrong on the radio, because she ended up having to speak tongues at the DJ, Fred LeFebvre, and rebuke him in the name of Jesus, because he didnt take her seriously.
http://wonkette.com/594898/crazy-tongue-speaking-prophet-lady-running-for-mayor-of-our-hearts
Turbineguy
(38,333 posts)through your wiener. Maybe she needs to do a biology refresher class.
Mnpaul
(3,655 posts)He might be an improvement over some of the crap they put in weiners.
leveymg
(36,418 posts)Erich Bloodaxe BSN
(14,733 posts)The one about putting the devil back in hell when he got too proud?
(Nope, I was wrong, it was from Boccaccio's Decameron.)
leveymg
(36,418 posts)The ancients were not the prudes we've become. The devil has been around longer than the censor.
NightWatcher
(39,358 posts)freebrew
(1,917 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)'
Cause if I were a Marijuana Wiener
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me
...with the necessary apologies to oscar meyer.
Mnemosyne
(21,363 posts)I bow before your greatitude!