As the Canadian government considers legalizing marijuana (satire)

Conservatives say legalized weed really relieves the stress of being Conservative

OTTAWA – In a surprising policy shift, interim Conservative leader Rona Ambrose now says her party supports the legalization of marijuana, citing the drug’s ability to take the edge off of the stresses associated with pursuing the Tory agenda.

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