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99th_Monkey

(19,326 posts)
Sun Feb 14, 2016, 02:52 AM Feb 2016

Federal Study Will Pay You $3,000 Per Week to Consume Cannabis

Federal Study Will Pay You $3,000 Per Week to Consume Cannabis
By admin * January 28, 2016 * The health disorder

The United States National Research Center (NRC) has been commissioned by the National Institute of Drug Abuse(NIDA) to conduct comprehensive research evaluating the effects of cannabis on the human body.

The research, which will take part in seven facilities across the nation, is intended to determine whether or not cannabis can be used to relieve stress and stress-related disorders, while allowing consumers of the plant to maintain normal function in their lives.

“This is one of the first, very promising studies, that will finally reveal the answer of the age old acquisition that stoners are ‘Just Lazy’,” says lead researcher Michael Gregory. “It’s an exciting new study that may push the legality of marijuana to all 50 states.”

For the research, participants will be required to stay at the facility for six months (making it immediately un-doable for many if not most people), while performing various everyday activities such as cleaning, watching TV and reading, while also regularly consuming cannabis. During all of this, participants will be evaluated by medical staff.

http://thehealthdisorder.com/federal-study-will-pay-you-3000-per-week-to-consume-cannabis/
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Federal Study Will Pay You $3,000 Per Week to Consume Cannabis (Original Post) 99th_Monkey Feb 2016 OP
Damn !!!!!!!!!! SamKnause Feb 2016 #1
Yah it seems like too good to be true 99th_Monkey Feb 2016 #2
Sounds Like Something Out Of A Chech & Chong Movie n/t left on green only Feb 2016 #3
they're totally doing a reality show 6chars Feb 2016 #4
Well of course they're not taking applicants. Glamrock Feb 2016 #5
my familly will pay the study that much to get rid of me olddots Feb 2016 #6
Are you high? tk2kewl Feb 2016 #7

SamKnause

(13,865 posts)
1. Damn !!!!!!!!!!
Sun Feb 14, 2016, 02:57 AM
Feb 2016

$3,000.00 per week and it is a 6 month study.

I never made any where close to that amount of money.

 

99th_Monkey

(19,326 posts)
2. Yah it seems like too good to be true
Sun Feb 14, 2016, 03:05 AM
Feb 2016

so maybe it's someone's idea of a "onion" kind of joke. I've had
to move to edibles due to lung issues, which just isn't the same,
nor as accessible.

I didn't see any contact info either.

On edit: Ah but it does say this at the end:

At the moment, the NRC isn’t accepting new applicants for those wanting to take part in the study, though that’s expected to change in the near future; we’ll update this article when it does.
 

olddots

(10,237 posts)
6. my familly will pay the study that much to get rid of me
Sun Feb 14, 2016, 05:49 AM
Feb 2016

for six months .Will there be Cheetos ?

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